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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend
honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid
read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.
it should be illegal to ask for previous experience if youre offering minimum wage. so you admit that the skill is essential to the job, you dont want to pay to train someone, but youre not willing to pay experienced prices? đ€š
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now iâm thinkingâŠ.maybe this is the good luck post
âŠ..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.Â
So you know.Â
This might be the real one, yâall.
Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune
whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft
embarrassing myself
I love this way of conceptualizing creativity!
The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.
basically i have to stay silly bc the other option is death
I was thinking about how âGrinchâ and âScroogeâ are words for people who hate Christmas but arenât exact synonyms and then this chart happened.
HELP???
Dangers of flushing the public toilet:
Toilet monster (not real, can't hurt you)
Being publicly mocked (unlikely, can't hurt you)
Janitor yelling at you (extremely unlikely, won't hurt you)
Toilet ghost (different from toilet monster, not real, can't hurt you)
Flesh-eating germs on the button that you can't wash off that will eat your hands (extremely unlikely)
Losing all your street cred (not real, can't hurt you)
Dangers of not flushing the public toilet:
Me when I fucking get you (very real, can hurt you)
Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase âchat are we cookedâ in her medical professional vicinity. Youâre such a real one for that fr fr
our local mcdonalds is doing a gimmick where they offer a bunch of international menu items and the joke is that they 'stole' from themselves or smth which is cute i guess but idk if they considered how funny it is to walk down the street in england and see "come try the foreign foods we stole" on the front window. like oh yeah man i bet. never seen that before in England,
I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.
Gotta do everything myself around here.
This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
YES!!!!!
Tbh, como persona con ansiedad social el forzarme a socializar (o, bueno, salir de mi cuarto a descubrir lugares sola) ayudĂł mucho en Ă©pocas feas. Forzosamente tienes que hablar con gente en algĂșn punto, so
"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason
Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.
Untie yourself from that altar right now.
Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.
That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.
Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.
Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.
