EvieStatic

Streamer, 3D Animator, Graphic Designer lvl 33 Same username everywhere?

[no-more-dead-dogs]

i don't care if mondays fucked, tuesday wednesday kiss my nuts, thursday this shit fucking sucks, it's friday im in love

[eviestatic]

i gotta stop being such a lover girl on main wtf

[dunyun-rings]

Squirrel Girl 🐿️

[mod-bubamon]

Turn around girl so I can ki- see that face. Yeah.

[nonbinary-jakey]

nice argument. however i have already drawn myself as a three inch tall fairy getting fingerblasted by two lesbians and you as a malnourished squirrel

[girl-poss]

real shit

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[eviestatic]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

apparently i hit 10y here and i can't even recall what i was reblogging when i was active here

[daddyfuckedme]

[dunmertitty]

[eviestatic]

months pass > accidentally hit app icon > "i should use this again" > *nothing*

[youngpettyqueen]

here are 2 Palestinian gofundmes ive personally been supporting. both of these gofundmes are women trying to evacuate their families from Gaza, and both are getting close to their goals. please consider donating and getting them to their goals, and even getting them beyond their goals- these families may have to rely on bribing authorities, which gets more and more expensive with every passing day

Rasha Zaqout is trying to evacuate 8 family members from Gaza. this fundraiser is currently at 117 473$ out of its 130 000$ goal

Lina Wael is trying to evacuate her husband's family from Gaza. this fundraiser is currently at 48 542€ out of its 50 000€ goal

please consider donating, and if you cant, please spread the word

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[spacentimecreature]

PEOPLE IN THE CITY BUS STOP SMOKING WEED/THC AND VAPES IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE IMPOSSIBLE CHALLENGE!!!

[notallmensheviks]

turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.

[marlinspirkhall]

(waking up from top surgery) where's gandalf?

Nurse, tears in her eyes: Who do you think took your big naturals?

[krismatic]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

[maloosh-baloosh64]

They killed mr inedible with this shit

[eviestatic]

pffffftt my inedible xD

[starryswirly]

Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

[starryswirly]

This appears to be doing numbers, here's some I missed:

[2zam]

TUMBLR BUILDS A HOUSE...

Foundation

Walls

Furniture

Rooms

Doors

Windows

Floor

Chimney

Garage

Roof

Yard

Driveway

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2024

please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting

[tlirsgender]

Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference

[horrorland-net]

[the-moonlight-witch]