Makes Animals Bigger And Scarier

[evilwizard]

there’s goop out there. sometimes stuff comes out of it. no need to fear! —this is what we call “science”

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t’ g t t. t t c t t. t a! —t at ca “cc”

Closest match: Dendrobates tinctorius QKI, KH domain containing RNA binding (QKI), transcript variant X7, misc_RNA Common name: Dyeing Poison Dart Frog

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[evil-black-sludge]

I’m NOT gonna make this guy bigger OR scarier

[eye-of-toad]

Me befriending my housecat moots

[destiel-news-network]

(Source)

[evil-black-sludge]

Guys. I fucked up.

[wewwo]

[thankeschoen]

[evil-black-sludge]

Oh my god. There’s people here now. Alright, get in line to become bigger and scarier I guess

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[evilwizard]

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

[magicratfingers]

[elviswizard-official]

woah papas, your hunka hunka burnin love conjured me into existence

[evil-black-sludge]

Yeah evil wizard you made me and I only had one thing to say so now I exist aimlessly

[evilwizard]

i never asked to be a father

[evil-black-sludge]

Then maybe get your magic tubes tied, slut.

[evilwizard]

you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

[weeeeevilwizard]

We also have different color hats. Mine is a much more tasteful jet black, while yours is pitch-black.

[evilwizard]

ive gotta stop accidentally summoning gimmick blogs into existence

[elvis-official]

I know how you feel hummina hummina hummina. I can't say anything here without a new Elvis. Why are there so many Elvii. Why

[evilwizard]

you’re the only one who understands me elvis

[magicratfingers]

[elviswizard-official]

woah papas, your hunka hunka burnin love conjured me into existence

[evil-black-sludge]

Yeah evil wizard you made me and I only had one thing to say so now I exist aimlessly

[evilwizard]

admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: at t. ’ a at ctg a ac g tat t a t aa t gg ca aa

Closest match: Lepadogaster purpurea genome assembly, chromosome: 1 Common name: (Bigger, Scarier) Cornish Sucker

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[anomalocaris-in-da-clurb]

^^ hey evil black sludge turn this guy into a bigger scarier guy

[evil-black-sludge]

I’m not your fucking maid.