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@evil-naming-wizard
Wise wizard. Im a young and aspiring witch. And im looking for advice. Would you recommend a hut in a swamp or a tower? Or perhaps some other dwelling to cast spells shrouded in mystery?
As a plant spell specialist, THE WIZARD will ALWAYS SUGGEST spending your apprentice years DEEP in the FOREST in a SMALL CABIN or HUT!
YOU SHOULD LIVE IN A LARGE PILLOW FORT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY MY DESCIPLE
NOTHING WRONG HAS EVER HAPPENED ON THE FREEWAY
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
Little fish eats his foods
(Source)
this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him
Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)
His Foods :) 👍
THE HUNGRY SCARWD FOOL SHALL BE NAMED AFTER THE GLUTTONY HE SO FEARS IN HIMSELF
THE LUMPY SUCKER SHALL BE CALLED "GRIGLE" AFTER THE NOISE OF A HUNGY TUMMY
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
are we even trying anymore
BRPOCCOLIC FOR EVIL WIZARD DINNER WITH THE EVIL WIZARDS EVIL BOYFRIEND
THE WIZARD TOOK A BREAK FROM SOCIALL MEDIA BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A NEW ROLE IN MY EVIL COMMUNITY AND I HAVE STARTED TAKING NEW TINCTURES THAT HELP THE WIZARDS SELF IMFLICTED EVILNESS
YOUR WELCOME AND THANK YOU
I need to look at a body of water. immediately
I CAST MURKY PUDDLE
Hmmmmmmm HIS NEW NAME SHALL BE LUMBER YARD, HE IS STRONG AND STURDY AND WOODEN
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
MY EVIL CHARIOT DRIVER CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS, HE IS OFF OF THE CATNIP, HES A MORE CONFIDENT DRIVER WHEN HES HAD A FEW POTIONS THOUGHS
(Please dont drink potions and drive unless you my evil chariot driver but you aren't so don't do potions and drive)
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
Greetings O' mighty wizard. I come forward with a potentially unorthodox request, to rate a name instead of providing one
As one who is transitioning to a woman, the name Marie has stuck as the one that feels right, does the great wizard approve of this choice? Alternate suggestions are welcomed
Thank you for your time o' wise one
THE WIZARD is QUITE THE FAN OF THE NAME MARIE! It is classic, kind, sweet, but serious
This wizard DOES NOT APPROVE of the name MARIE, I had someone in my family with a similar name be THE WRONG KIND OF EVIL and just kinda sucked, you should choose PLANTAIN INSTEAD
A STRONG A POWERFUL PLANT FULL OF BEAUTIFUL NUTRIENTS AND CAPABLE OF GREAT CHANGE
my favorite phenomenon on tiktok is when all the comments will line up and start doing the same bit
I'm arming all of the good disciples with this EVIL and NEFARIOUS PIE
Greetings, evil wizard! Currently my name begins with a B and is too distinctly feminine for my liking. I’m thinking maybe Starling instead?
But please, what should my evil name be?
Well my dear STARLING, I THINK A VERY VERY EVIL NAME FOR YOU SHOULD BE FEATHERY AND DESCIPLE JUST LIKE A STARLING
FROM HENSE FORTH, YOU SHALL BE "RASHA" WHICH IS HEBREW FOR WICKED (also written as רָשָׁע)
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
The WIZARD kinda forgor that RASHA COMES WITHA WONDERFUL NICKNAME. "RASH" THANK YOU DESCIPLE
GREETINGS WIZARD i am an artist, he/him, 23 years of age. I have been feeling that my current name is too gentlemanly and biblical sounding for my personality. I would like a name that is a word in english (noun or something else) or with easily identifiable word roots (ie. Florian/Flor)(could even be latin). I want it to feel nice and easy to say, but it can be a really weird word thats not typically a name, provided it has a nickname. I would like something befitting a (strangely) grown man, something reflecting the absurdity of existence, does not scream transgender (⚠️WHICH I AM⚠️) but may scream “my parents are eccentric” or “I am an eccentric artist that changed my name possibly as a performance art piece”. I especially enjoy names that have to do with nature and birds, music, storytelling, colors, and virtues. Can be something spooky.
my gender presentation is sort of like if lisbeth salander was a sullen twink and wore a bit more color and sort of like if those corduroy and button up grandpa dressing guys also sometimes wore eyeshadow and blush and shit. i am more or less a goth if that helps.
I, THE WIZARD, have the PERFECT NAME
YOU SHALL BE NAMED, PEREGRINE!
Peregrine is an English name known for being eccentric, while also having gothic elements. Also shares a name with a falcon, so fun!
WALK FORTH INTO THE WORLD WITH YOUR PERFECT NAME!
Hmmmmmmmmmm
The NORMAL WIZARD OF NAMES does give a good name here, but its NOT EVIL ENOUGH
YOU SHALL BE CALLED "PELICAN"
NOW FLY FORTH MY EVIL DESCIPLE
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
Greetings, evil wizard! Currently my name begins with a B and is too distinctly feminine for my liking. I’m thinking maybe Starling instead?
But please, what should my evil name be?
Well my dear STARLING, I THINK A VERY VERY EVIL NAME FOR YOU SHOULD BE FEATHERY AND DESCIPLE JUST LIKE A STARLING
FROM HENSE FORTH, YOU SHALL BE "RASHA" WHICH IS HEBREW FOR WICKED (also written as רָשָׁע)
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
evil naming wizard i love you. my name is dust and i devote myself to your cause. let me be reborn with a new name and purpose
DUST MY CHILD
YOU ARE A WELL DEVOTED DESCIPLE AND AS SUCH YOU DESERVE SOMETHING TRULY MAGICAL AND EVIL FOR YOUR EVILNESS
I SHALL GIVE UPON THEE A NAME SO GREAT INDEED
YOU ARE NOW "GRICKLE" MY CHILD
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
*in a whisper* I see you my child
evil naming wizard i love you. my name is dust and i devote myself to your cause. let me be reborn with a new name and purpose
DUST MY CHILD
YOU ARE A WELL DEVOTED DESCIPLE AND AS SUCH YOU DESERVE SOMETHING TRULY MAGICAL AND EVIL FOR YOUR EVILNESS
I SHALL GIVE UPON THEE A NAME SO GREAT INDEED
YOU ARE NOW "GRICKLE" MY CHILD
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
hey guys is there a nice wizard on tumblr or is it only the evil one
it’s just me
*Ahem*
Sorry, but there is more than one thank you
dearest wizard, i am in the most peculiar of predicaments. i am nonbinary and in desperate search of a name that might fit the nature of my soul.
i consider myself to be somewhat shapeless an fluid. i like to play with masculine and feminine but i feel like gender neutral is my home. however, because my brain is rather tiresome, every name i try on carries a certain connotation or aesthetic that i seem to flow out of rather quickly.
i am tempted to try and go by no name, but this too is rather inconvenient as now my friends do not know how to refer to me as. though, it is freeing not to have one because i am no longer bound by a name. this is not a long term solution though.
i have also considered having multiple names but i again feel inconvenient to have my friends switch between names, and it is not as interchangeable as i’d like. some people will always know me by one name and always call me by that name even if it is not right.
i am an artist in my soul, and i use they/it pronouns. i like bugs, and colors, and creatures, and everything and anything my brain attaches to in the moment
i suffer from indecision and identity crisis please send help
THE WIZARD'S RULING:
You are yourself. You are not inconveniencing anyone by being yourself. Go by multiple names! Go by none! Go by every single name ever all at once! Go by symbols! Whatever you want, it's you and your identity, not other peoples. Take charge.
I have a list of names you may be interested in though:
Moth
Cricket
Lark
Wren
Finch
Aspen
Robin
Worm
Piller(caterpillar)
Moth
Bee
I am sorry, I had to take a break to COME UP WITH NEW EVIL NAMES
My dearest DESCIPLE I give a GLORIOUS NAME that is VERY EVIL and VERY MAGNIFICENT
YOU SHALL BE "CREACHER"
I LIKE TO LISTEN TO FOLK AND A CERTAIN GROUP OF BRIDGE CITY SINNERS INSPIRED THIS CHOICE
ENJOY
THANK YOU AND YOURE WELCOME
HELLO WIZARD, I used to go by Marshall but it doesn't seem to fit anymore, any ideas on what name would fit?
THE WIZARD HAS CHOSEN:
Shiloh
CONTINUE ON INTO THE WORLD WITH YOUR NEW NAME
SHILOH IS TOO FLAT, YOU NEED A STRONG NAME WITH DEPTH
YOU SHALL BE "GORGE" FOR MY GORGEOUS DESCIPLE
THANK YOU AND YOUR WELCOME
