idiot bastard wizard

aoibhe, 25, easily one of the girls ever, she/xey (it if you're tma) - no minors

[bunniope]

looks at you see style

[bunniope]

peers at you stare style

[nonbinary-jakey]

shit you can't make up

[mcnostril]

It is a great tragedy that donuts are bad for your health.

It is equally tragic that Stop, Drop and Roll hasn't been invented yet in this setting.

[mcnostril]

The real treasure was the fancy hat we found along the way.

As a rule of thumb, if you have to dig it up it's a crime, but if you can just yoink it then it's a-okay.

PS: Please note that some steps of the Troll Dance® were simplified for artistic purposes and I am not responsible for any of your characters being turned into sauce.

[mcnostril]

Church's haunted.

[shvyaa]

[save-the-child-qais]

BEFORE YOU SCROLL, THESE MAY BE MY LAST WORDS ABOUT QAIS.

Today, my baby Qais lost consciousness because of severe anemia caused by malnutrition and the lack of available blood units, and I thought I was losing him in my arms forever.

[save-the-child-qais]

The doctors warned me that his condition is becoming more dangerous every day, and without proper treatment, nutrition, and medical supplies, I fear I may not be able to keep him alive much longer on my own.

[save-the-child-qais]

I beg you as a devastated mother in Gaza watching her child slowly fade away in front of her eyes. Please, don’t ignore our pain—donate now and help me save my baby Qais.

Gofundme - Vetted#679

[save-the-child-qais]

Unfortunately, I am still forced to use dirty old clothes to clean my baby Qais’s wound instead of medical bandages because their price is too high, and the infection keeps getting worse.

Please, I beg you from my shattered heart, donate now and help me save him.

[save-the-child-qais]

Donations have become painfully scarce, and yesterday I could not buy medicine or food for my baby Qais while he suffered before me.

Donate now, I beg you, don’t let hunger and poverty slowly kill my child.

[save-the-child-qais]

OH MY GOD… tonight I thought my baby Qais had died after his body suddenly stopped moving in my arms, and I screamed his name while begging him to open his eyes again. Please, I beg you from my shattered heart, donate now before I lose him forever.

[gremlingirlsmell]

[pangur-and-grim]

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

[pangur-and-grim]

I save scummed through every variation of this guy’s dialogue tree because I really, really wanted him to perform unethical surgery on me. like I’m still so angry about this. WHY have the gross knife hand doctor if he can’t pull out your appendix and laugh about it??? what is the POINT

[pangur-and-grim]

wait hang on I’ll post a pangur photo. don’t unfollow

[pangur-and-grim]

[goblin--sorcerer]

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Slave of Bolas

Nicol Bolas doesn’t distinguish between servants and victims.

Artist: Karl Kopinski TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[carboghetti]

funky lesbians in space

[ayeforscotland]

Cursed with the experience of meeting an English person who said ‘Sasunnach/Sassenach’ was the equivalent of the N-word for English people.

[bisquid]

.... Isn't that just the Gaelic version of 'English'?? That's. Fucking wild

[ayeforscotland]

Yeah, what’s worse is he considered himself a ‘Gàidhlig scholar’.

[ayeforscotland]

Not only did someone see this and IMMEDIATELY know who the person was.

But they also let me know that he was thrown off his PhD because he wanted to do his thesis on 21st century Gàidhlig literature and wanted to fill it with his own writing.

[adamworks]

My take on the Spinosaurus mirabilis

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

it's important to yell "fuck you kill yourself" at the tv advertisements to counteract the mind control

[daddyfuckedme]

[campsis]

Eden Kalif, Good Cats