I'm sorry, but I've drawn a character outfit concept again, and to see it, you'll have to read the story that my feverish brain came up with.
So, you see, one day, Ra's tortured a seer a little bit (man, the old man can have hobbies, you know?) to find out that at a certain time on a certain day, the king of the dead might appear right at his Lazarus pit. After a couple more hundred years of contemplation, Ra's comes up with the perfect solution — it's the perfect moment to ally with the most powerful being in the multiverse.
But Ra's is not an option for marriage. There are reasons. Even he understands that the king may be a little offended.
Word of mouth, as time goes on, he realizes that he has a grandson. He betrayed Ra's to play hero anyway. He can always make a new heir, and this one can benefit him. (Here, you can decide whether this is an omegaverse or not. I prefer yes)
You see, when CW told Danny that, among other things, as a ghost prince, he would have to get married, Danny thought it was, well… like a long-term thing. It should have been a hint. One day, he gets a note that he should remember to wear a clean T-shirt and finally use the hair gel that Jazz bought him, because today he's going to meet his wife. He tells his friends, and they panic all morning. In the end, Sam suggests that CW is hinting that Danny will meet someone today who he will decide to fool around with in the future.
*music from the comedy plays as they try to determine if Danny has met anyone new during the day and what he thinks of that person*
And then Danny trips and falls into a natural portal. Damn, that's not lucky.
He immediately takes on a menacing form (who knows what's on the other side?). But there's, uh… A bunch of weird ninjas led by an old man, weird mages, and… a magic circle lights up. Oh, a forced afterlife marriage. That sucks.
Danny sees a fight going on somewhere outside and decides to stop it, but CW stops time and says that if the ritual is interrupted at this stage, the potential bride dies. But there's always a way out! He can simply dissolve the afterlife marriage when he reaches the age of majority, as it is something that the king has control over.
So, Danny sees that his fiancée is here against her will, and they're literally the same age, so he takes him away to talk in private. And then he'll bring him back, of course, to the people who are fighting for him. It should work.
(To be honest, I'm assuming that Danny will immediately reveal that he's a teenage boy in an attempt to win his fiancée over. His fiancée must be so scared! There's no need to make things worse)
(By the way, I'm assuming that Danny's intimidating form is some kind of huge space thing with a bunch of creepy eyes. I like to imagine that Damian could be sitting in his palms 🥺)
Mr. Lancer introduces a new student to the class. Danny sees his wife's expression and decides it's best to escape. He can do it through the window.
To be honest, Damian thinks his husband is the most ridiculous person in the world. Well, he's just going to have to do something about it. Divorce? What kind of divorce? There's no one who can just go and get divorced from Damian, lol
Congratulations, you've reached the sketch
Guys, if it's awkward for anyone, I like to think that they're like a month away from turning 18, lol. It would be even more fun if they were already 18, but CW was like, "lol no, you're a baby until you're at least 50." You can interpret it however you want, but please don't think about the younger characters.
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