Elder idiot

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[wuntrum]

i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

[rainbowgazes-archive]

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

[rainbowgazes-archive]

anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.

[sacred-portal]

[atlasisreal]

they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it's all clowns and hardware from here

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[dogpuppy]

[tlirsgender]

You can adapt to being Socially Weird by getting into consciously analyzing your interactions like Mind Chess, but watch out: this makes it worse

[lambdaupsilon]

brain: slartibartfast

me: huh?

brain: that was a dude from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, remember?

me: yeah, what about it?

brain: yeah

[thotboyfriend]

[ozempicofficial]

[omegaversereloaded]

INTERVIEW NOW

[omegaversereloaded]

[charl0ttan]

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

[segamascott]

[gatheringbones]

it’s fall remember you’re going to go nuts from the decreased sunlight.

[baweiii]

[ghost--bot]

[segamascott]

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[dogpuppy]