The Lizard King @evilmonkee39 - Tumblr Blog

holdtightposts

YEEEEEESSSSS. Just announced at D23.

Please, PLEASE, please get this in there somehow.

And please keep this dynamic going.

mintsyrup-deactivated20191203

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets

postllimit

benkenobee

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

communistbussy

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

enigmakkuma

it just is

chainsawing

halftimelazer

A moment of silence for all those people who confused Hamtaro and Ebichu and got the shock of their lives.

swarnpert

tredlocity

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

automata-systemata-hydromata

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

sushinfood

photochoco

HUH????

liquidstar

alsegaih-deactivated20200129

you deserve someone who is sure about you.

giggle

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

kassasaurus-rex

in tonight’s edition of very specific kinds of people i can’t fucking stand:

men who drive fucking gigantic shiny pickups that they obviously just have as ego-boosters who fucking tailgate you on an empty stretch of freeway at night and they’ve replaced their headlights with fucking military-grade 500 proton scatter billion lumen searchlights that they fucking utterly blind you with while honking for you to get out of your lane because they just desperately have to go a full 40 miles over the speed limit or their dick will just jump clean off their balls and hurl itself out their window in shame