EvilMuffinLord

Fic Author, Mina Stan, and Glutinous Lurker. I write Strangers In a Strange Land, What's Mine is Yours, and Better Together, among other fics.  https://archiveofourown.org/users/EvilMuffinLord/works   https://www.fanfiction.net/u/12363781/

[hemipenal-system]

you: wait, babe… we can’t fuck yet… you aren’t wearing protection…

your vampire lover: protection? what do you mean prote- oh ok so fuck you first of all

you, holding these:

[hemipenal-system]

...stop saying vondom in the tags

[butterfly-sapphic]

Don't forget to take countraception

[thememedaddy]

[gardenxkisses]

[shinjiapologist]

shoutout to the earth kingdom girl zuko went on one date with. i truly believe she made the choice not to snitch on his firebending

[guardiandae]

#okay but i kind of shipped her with Zuko harder than i ever did Zuko and Mai #like i LOVE MAI do not get me wrong #but can you imagine #this girl has been dating Lee for a few months by this point #only for him to say ‘hey im going out of town for a bit’ #and then the fire nation invades so like #okay its understandable that i havent seen my boyfriend in WEEKS #the war ends #she gets a summons to the FIRE NATION CAPITAL PER LORD ZUKO’S REQUEST #and Jin’s just like ?????? okay #honestly she thinks Lee somehow managed to be the fire lord’s tea server because he would do that #IN WALKS HER BOYFRIEND THE FIRE LORD AND SHE IS JUST LIKE LEE WTF #LEE I KNEW YOU WERE FIRE NATION I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THE FIRE NATION #L E E #LEE DO I HAVE TO GO TO ETIQUETTE SCHOOL NOW #BABE I WASNT PREPARED FOR THIS  (via @majestically-fangirling)

[brawltogethernow]

“I knew you were Fire Nation; I didn’t know you were THE Fire Nation” dshshsjkjah

[rideroftherange]

Zuko agonizing over how to explain all this to Jin like he did before joining the Gaang.

[akenremade-deactivated20191102]

   ∧ __ ∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ　 / ( •ω•。)   しーＪ  (nnノ) pat pat

[melancholycode-deactivated20240]

reblog to pat ur mutuals on their silly heads

[i-bez-togo-toshno]

🌼🌼🌼

[cheese24k]

[forest-kiss-deactivated20160407]

I remember when I first watched this show, I played this part at least 5 times

[peopleareaproblem]

Narrator: “Water. Unlike other cats, long-haired Persians need regular baths to keep their luxurious coats healthy and fluffy. Reginald doesn’t care if he has a prize-winning coat. He just wants the ordeal to be over.”

Reginald: *meows in distress*

Narrator: Unfortunately for Reggie, there’s one last step. He’s about to learn that getting wet is nothing – compared to getting dry.”

♫ TRIUMPHANT FANTASY MUSIC ♪

@captioned-vines​

[annierosaart]

Oni

[april]

buddy its november

[april]

wait.

[rockshitty]

Bard subclasses being called colleges has some incredible lore implications because

1. You’re one of two classes that has a higher education

2. You went to performing arts school

3. Your performing arts school offered a minor in assassination.

[myturtlespeedy]

This is a result of the inhumane decisions that members of this administration want you to be silent about in public for fear of a loss of “civility”.

[liukka]

The kid and her lawyer were about the only humans there. For fucks sake, they’re kids.

[tired-of-capitalism-deactivated]

HERE’S THE LINK TO SUPPORT HER WORK

[norvicensiandoran]

Updated link!

Support Our Work

[rkdvanguard]

Commission for a Mr John Doe!

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

[nowscience-blog]

Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

[captocie]

witness them

[mousouchuu]

[sweatycreatorgarden]

Done.

[sapphirebean]

Wanted to play around with lightning and who better to use then the best girl herself!

[mflanart]

day 30 - mina ashido 🌺

[that-bastard-with-all-the-bones]

Following any tag on this accursed website nowadays is like

Because you follow #sea life

See my boobies

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