WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND

BACCHU|| GAMER, BLOGGER, FUCKED UP MAN. NUMBER 1 SONADOW SHIPPER (SONIC X SHADOW). MICHAEL ENJOYER. MONSTER FUCKER. THE DREADED… EVERY INSTANCE OF PAIN AND HATRED IS MY DOING. ..THEY CALL ME “THE JOKER” BECAUSE I JOKE SOMETIMEZ…

[joker-3000ad]

1. Never send Bitcoins via IM or chat.

2. When you’re sending Bitcoins, always send Bitcoins in bitcoins.

3. When sending Bitcoins, always send at least 0.01 BTC.

[evilsexymale]

Joker tip! The carpet

[evilsexymale]

What is with the hogs recently

[streetkit]

PSA FOR TWITTER MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR

Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me

[streetkit]

PSA FOR REDDIT MIGRANTS: HOW TO FIT IN ON TUMBLR

Follow me and reblog all my posts and be extra niceys to me

[bismuth-gieko]

where i come from this is called karmawhoring

[streetkit]

Where you come from people piss in the streets

[bismuth-gieko]

*sob* wh- where i- i come from-m thaats called b-bei ng meean >:,(

[evilsexymale]

This is just like the Downvote Moment from Reddit!!!

[drumcore-deactivated20200630]

huuuh.. hey guys.. today were gonna be streaming [COUGHS TWICE LOUDLY] were gonna be streaming spore hero arena for the [COUGHS ONCE] nintendo ds... uh... chat please slow down [shakily holding glasses up to eyes] i cant read chat when its this fast... huhh... today we are going to be [breathes in] streaming spore... hero arena [breathes out, breathes in] for the... nintendo..... uhhh... what is it again...

[xxerror--sansxx]

damn whos this old bitch. is he a youtuber or something? hes ugly as hell

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

He looks like a rotting corpse, what a fucking loser

[dzcool3]

weren’t you two rotting corpses at some point?

[xxerror--sansxx]

batman?

[cyanbeats]

im sorry, but what is happening over here?

[xxerror--sansxx]

i dunno, just some random bat man guy started talking to us.

[cyanbeats]

o-oh, im sorry!

i-i’m kiki, whats your name

[xxerror--sansxx]

heya, im error sans. you can call me error though. whats up?

[cyanbeats]

nothing much,just my twin sister being an idiot

jade:wha- kiki thats mean

kiki:its true though jade

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

That's funny. You two don't even look like twins

[cyanbeats]

kiki:we are, we just have different colors

jade: that skeleton with the red sweater is so cute!

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

You talkin' about me? I ain't cute

[cyanbeats]

jade:*puts down pen* admit it,you are

kiki:jade! stop flirting with him!

[xxerror--sansxx]

really? i think hes pretty ugly personally.

[cyanbeats]

*she puts on shades and flips the bird* jade:f### you

[xxerror--sansxx]

ow, the edge. im just sayin that fell looks like a fuckin idiot. hes weak as hell too. couldnt even stop me from breaking his arm last time we fought

[cyanbeats]

jade: *sounding more demonlike* f### off ya twat

[xxerror--sansxx]

twat? what are you, british? gross

[cyanbeats]

jade: my accent can change! bloody ‘ell

kiki: it is true,we can have any accent

[xxerror--sansxx]

isnt that true for literally anyone though?even i could put on a dumb british accent if i wanted to. you aint special.

[cyanbeats]

彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

jade:彼について悪いことを言うのをやめなさい！

[xxerror--sansxx]

why should i? its fun. why do you care anyway? also, i get the point. didnt need to say it twice.

[cyanbeats]

jade:글쎄 미스터 이모 팬츠

[xxerror--sansxx]

...okay?

[transmasc-menace]

@banamberbread

[laly-481]

Who dare insult Fell Senpai ?

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

What the hell

[laly-481]

Senpai ♥️ !

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I ain't your senpai, stop being weird

[laly-481]

Huh ?!

Then I have to kill you

[xxunderfell--sansxx]

I'd like to see you try, ya weirdo

[laly-481]

Not something hard, I'm used to it.

Actually, I already killed all the persons you could have liked !

[securipun]

papa smoke

[dedusmuln1]

hey guys its me krali marko from the balkans im going to balkan taget do you want anything

[conarcoin]

hm, thinking about how much i appreciate qsmp having an explicitly trans kid character who's accepted by their parents at a time when trans kids in real life are at so much risk

i don't even mind her death because it's completely unrelated to her being trans and is something that instead of just being used for angst fuel is instead a driving motivation for slime's character, this absolute insistence that no, she's coming back, it's not an "if", it's a "when"

i would say something like "how do these minecraft youtubers do such a better job with representation than most published works" but honestly it's a self-answering question, no corporate meddling means they can and will do whatever they want to and don't have to dance around calling a character queer

anyways, what was i saying? oh yeah, "this is where my son died, but my daughter, she just hit the biggest fucking waterdrop i've ever seen!" is so very special to me

[wizardgender]

[millennialgenderabolitionist]

Can stag bisexuals like this one just shut the fuck up instead of spreading the lie that their heterosexual relationship is an enchanting lesbian one that also magically heals sexism ?!?

[st-mchn]

[tervaes-deactivated20230701]

[evilsexymale]

Terfs jealous of Trans Girl’s insane ritz

[redstonedust]

watching the person in the mobile game ad royally screw up a very simple logic puzzle knowing theyre doing it on purpose to annoy me into wanting to play the game myself and its unfortunately working

[redstonedust]

*through gritted teeth* i could save you. i could end your suffering.

[cybergirl2006]

[evilsexymale]

I’m literally addicted to these ads because I love to watch that filthy monarch suffer. I hope he gets a death animation soon.

[evilsexymale]

I am an ally…

-JokerEvilSexy

[supermariomamafucker]

LONDON NUKED

[themaresnest-dumblr]

Seriously do not understand people who think that nasty vicious little prick Limmy is remotely 'funny'. He is the encapsulation of that type of 'laddism' which produces things like Kiwi Farms and other forms of cruelty masquerading as 'humour' and other such things amusing to the sort of carbon footprints who secretly wanted to be the bully at school but hadn't the muscle or bottle.

What can you say about a man who trolled schoolgirls over some Korean K-Pop band called BTS and treated the uproar generated as if it was the achievement of the year?

Then cried like a spoilt brat when Twitter - in a rare moment of accountability - kicked him off their platform. Out came the mental health card, that old excuse to justify the unjustifiable, and they let him back on.

Comedian Limmy 'locked out of Twitter account' after starting war with BTS ARMY

Limmy goaded the ARMY by calling BTS 'f***ing stupid'.

One of his 'boo hoos' was that 'I’m 44 years of age, I’m a dad, I don’t know about these things.'

All the more reason for you to have helped yourself to a big slice of Shut The Fuck Up cake and acted your age instead of your IQ.

Nowadays he's trying to reinvent himself as a game streamer, because the world really needs another bumnugget burbling their semi-illiterate thoughtstreams on 'classic' games, don't they? The public's just crying out for another stale male exercising their midlife crisis on a dozen monatised social media platforms.

Hate to break it to you arseturnip, but Lazy Game Reviews has pretty much got that market sewn up.

And he's not even middle aged - and has the supreme advantage of not sounding like an alcoholic version of Charlie Brown's schoolteacher.

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[briscal]

How to make dry ice root beer

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[evilsexymale]

Anyone here smoke we ee e

[dingdongyouarewrong]

tumblr polls will be like WHO IS MORE ANNOYING AND AWFUL: kanasmilkers1488, the neo-nazi who has deleted five times and remade and spends seven hours a day harassing people on tumblr OR mou5eg1rl, the 20 year old trans woman who lives in norway and makes informative posts about egret migration patterns, and then mou5eg1rl will be winning by a 10% margin

[pointlessprism]

Epic Rap Battles of History Voice: Who's the worst Mustache-Haver?

Travis McElroy

vs.

Adolf Hitler?

BEGIN!

[animentality]

[resurrectedteleport]

[vlad-the-lad]

[memorycycle]

mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

[slygirlboy]

the sauropods outside:

[evilsexymale]

Holy fuuuuuuck! Hooooly fuuuuuuuuck. Oh my god. Oh my god. This goes so fuckingn hard… so fricking hard….

[notvoid]

[evilsexymale]

Whenever I get sad I’d like to imagine that I’m behind that podium gobbling up his pussy

[punkitt-is-here]

[wacksabbath]

[evilsexymale]

Go ahead and lay the blame

Talk of grifting

Talk of sin

Wouldn't you have done the same?

In his shoes?

In his skin?

You can have your principles

When you got a belly full

But hunger has a way with you

There's no telling what you're gonna do~

[tboyswag]

tucker carlson... sorry guys i'm so sorry fuck

Anon... Anon, till this very moment, this world and the people in it have always been dark and incomprehensible to me. And I've tried to clear my way with "it's okay if it's funny" and "tboy swag doesn't equal good vibes," and you've thrown my own words right back in my face, Anon. You were right to, if nothing else a man should stand by his words. But you've given my words a meaning that I never dreamed of! And you've tried to twist them into a funny, silly excuse for your ugly ask! Well, they never were that, Anon. And you can't make them that. There must've been something deep inside you from the very start that let you do this thing. But there's always been something deep inside me that would never let me do it, and would never let me be a party to it now. What do I mean? I mean that tonight you've made me ashamed of every concept I ever had of comedy or guys with tboy swag who have rancid vibes. But I thank you for that shame, because now I know that we are each of us a separate human being, Anon, with the right to live and work and think as individuals, but with an obligation to the society we live in. By what right do you dare say that Tucker Carlson has tboy swag? By what right did you dare decide that that man had the swagger of a trans man and therefore could be posted on tboyswag? Did you think you were God, Anon? Is that what you thought when you typed this into our inbox? Is that what you thought when you hit send on this treacherous ask? I don't know what you thought, or what you are, but I know what you've done. You've murdered! You've strangled the life out of a fellow Tumblr blog who could post and reblog as you never could, and never will again. It's not what I'm going to do, Anon, it's what the userbase is going to do. I don't know what that will be, but I can guess. And I can help. You're going to get bullied off this site, Anon! You're going to get bullied off this site.

[mapsontheweb]

Terrain Model of Poland (Polska) 🇵🇱.

by @725Hemeed

[praziluk]

poland is surriunded on all sides by impenetrably tall mountains

[evilsexymale]

It’s the giant hole we keep all the polish in like minecraf cows