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Britain's most controversial rockers are all set to bring their unique brand of magic and mayhem to Scotland.
Oasis, who have a string of punch-ups and hotel bans to their 'credit', play Irvine beach on July 14 and 15 as part of their European festival tour.
And guitarist-songwriter Noel Gallagher has set the tone for their visit with an attack on Wet Wet Wet frontman Marti Fellow.
Speaking about the Wets' massive hit, Love Is All Around, the former Inspiral Carpets roadie Blasted:
"That did my head in. I think it was number one for so long because that prat smiled all the time. Every time I heard him sing 'I feel it in my fingers', I wanted to kill him."
Oasis caused a stir on a previous trip north of the border when Noel's brother barmy singer Liam, took the huff in the middle of their set and walked off, only returning after Noel used gentle powers of persuasion. Yet the mega-Mancunians have little reason to be so scathing of all things Scottish.
Because the band who last weekend head lined Glastonbury in front of 120,000 people - were signed up at an early Glasgow date as relative unknowns by indie label Creation's Scots boss, Alan McGee.
Since then, he's watched them notch up a string of chart hits including Shakermaker and Live Forever.
And Some Might Say ripped Take That's Back For Good off the top spot after a four-week run.
Oasis have also sold over a million copies of their Definitely Maybe album. And when they play Irvine, Scots fans will be among the first to hear the latest songs from the upcoming second album, Morning Glory.
It will also be an early chance to see new drummer Alan White, after a bust-up in Paris with Liam caused predecessor Tony McCarroll to leave the band.
Yet, it's not all about big bucks they've just runed down $100,000 to pose nude for For Women magazine.
THOSE nice chaps from OASIS, the Gallagher brothers Liam and Noel, have been ripping into their rivals. After Slagging off Take That and Shed 7, it's PAUL WELLER'S turn. They have described the chart topper as a "moanie old rocker" ...
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