your favourite court jester

some guy on the internet

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

*Traces my hand along the surface of a grassy park lawn that was clearly wetland many years ago due to how it floods with water every year* Who did this to you….

[nextlevelsmp3]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[xalatath]

You misused thou/thee in a joke post and provoked my ire.

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[throathole]

I need to go rub one out. *goes to my secret chamber where the walls are covered in tally marks and I erase one mark* *it is unclear what happens when they run out*

[jenny-holzer]

[fishpondfish]

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

[holespoles]

"Shimmering night" by Inaslind.

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[senatortedcruz]

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

[residents-yt-comments]

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[konoko]