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[evilxbooyaka]

Please help me pay my medical bills!

Hi!

I was recently diagnosed with POTS which leaves me unable to work.

I’m applying for disability but it’s going to take them up to a year to approve my case, so I need to generate some money to pay medical and other bills.

To do that I’m selling some fandom related things!

Mass Effect

Dangan Ronpa

The Last of Us 2

And more!

You can purchase items either on Mercari or EBay.

Also, I have a ko-fi if you would like to donate.

Thank you for reading.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something really violent about eating a burrito. Biting a hole in that thing. A sandwich or a taco is different, it's already open, but a well-wrapped burrito is like a complete living thing in your hand, the taut skin protecting a complex network if internal organs. And you put a hole in it, maul it for sustenance, like a wolf on the open plain tearing the throat from a living gazelle. Or perhaps like a guy living in an infested apartment catching a white rat in his hands and just biting into it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post would not be gaining this much traction on a normal website

[umpireofpopculture]

[allsadnshit]

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

[apeirophobia]

real freak4freak shit

[evilxbooyaka]

At my MRI appointment.

Time to see if the brain tumor is real or just my brain being dumb

[evilxbooyaka]

Went to the Neuro and he was like “yeah, jumping into the pool has made your IIH symptoms flare. However, these new symptoms might be a brain tumor. So you need an MRI.”

Just what I need a

brain tumor

[elliegoose]

i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt

[evilxbooyaka]

*Barges in*

Imagine if everyone makes it to Baldur’s Gate, they got to Gortash’s coronation, and that night at camp Ryl is distant. Thinking about his words.

Then, while she’s sleeping, the Urge takes over her and kills or maims every one of the companions. However, it’s still not satisfied.

So, she makes her way to Wyrm’s Rock. Sneaking in like she used to. And there’s Gortash, silhouetted by the light in his fireplace. Ryl is hunched over, her body covered in blood and contorted. She looks feral.

He turns around and sees her. That arrogant smirk still on his lips; and as he walks toward her, he says, “There she is. My perfect killer.”

His golden gauntlet scrapes against her cheek as he pulls her forward into a kiss. Not caring that she’s covered in blood and gore because it’s always been about them.

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

[copperbadge]

What the hell.

Is that what driving is for most people? I looked in the notes expecting to see a bunch of bewildered reactions but everyone is agreeing with OP and it's not that I don't believe you, but like.

I drove for years and hated every second of it because I was constantly aware of the fact that I was in charge of a massive chunk of speeding steel and glass capable of causing death if I sneezed at the wrong moment. Not for a single second did the car feel like a part of me. Driving always felt deeply unnatural and highly dangerous. It is indeed Wild to think that the vast majority of people apparently smoothly mind-meld with their car.

No wonder I hate driving so much. Everyone else is having a fun Carsona drift experience while I'm strapped into the pilot seat of a complicated memory game whose penalty for losing is dismemberment.

[sniperct]

#mental health 101#oof to copper#but yes#most people use music memory#our brains are designed#for tool use in a way#that permits physical mapping#to anything attached to our bodies#whether it's a sword#a prosthesis or#entire ass vehicle#I will wince or duck#if I veer too close#to things with my llv#because that's my head or shoulder#not the roof or mirror arm

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

@copperbadge if it makes you feel better, about half my friends agree with me and the other half had your reaction lol - and the main differences seem to be a general attitude of fear towards cars and (many years of) practice, two things which may be a chicken-egg situation

but yeah if you never get used to it enough to get past the anxiety that keeps you hypervigilant, you never get to the point where your overthinking conscious brain can take enough of a backseat (pun not intended) to let the tool-using subconscious part of your brain take over, and the latter is a) better at driving and b) allows you to sing and have conversations and think about The Character while you drive, both of which make driving more enjoyable

(also I have allergies and sneeze frequently while driving, dw it is not disabling enough to cause any issues lol)

[copperbadge]

Well, I drove daily from 16 to 20 pretty much (brother had to get to school, groceries had to get bought, etc) but I also think it might be more neurological -- someone said the mind meld with the car is an aspect of proprioception, and I have been diagnosed with the worst proprioception my physical therapist had ever seen in a person without brain damage. Combined with low dexterity and undiagnosed ADHD, I suspect I'm just not cut out for that car life. But it's so interesting to have that revelation! It's not a moral failing, it's just so much more fun for other people!

Also sorry for obliterating your notes. I forget the power of my reblogs :D

[moved-to-orpheyon-deactivated20]

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

[eternally-a-dreamer]

i still hate this post so much. i’m an ox and a taurus. i’m a bull bull. i’m so fucking annoyed oh m y go d

[daftpatience]

noticed the two types of people in the tags

[uptownthots]

cis women will never be the primary group effected by “women’s spaces” rhetoric but the fact that cis women often get harassed in “women’s spaces” if they are butch / otherwise gender nonconforming or not wearing makeup or fat or Girl With Short Hair or just straight up Black kinda proves “women’s only spaces” straight up do not work as a method of shielding women of patriarchal violence on any level 💀

[evilxbooyaka]

ALSO

WHEN MAELLE REPAINTS VERSO SHE TAKES AWAY HIS SCARS AND THAT IS SUCH A BITCH MOVE

LEAVE THAT MANS SCARS ALONE! HE EARNED THEM AND SHE SHOULDNT BE ALLOWED TO JUST MAKE THOSE DECISIONS

IDC IF SHE WANTS HIM TO LOOK LIKE HER REAL BROTHER BEFORE HE DIED.

HES NOT REAL VERSO AND SHES NOT ALICIA.

[evilxbooyaka]

Reddit hates Verso so much because of his ending in Expedition 33.

Yet, Maelle’s ending dooms her, Aline, and all of Lumiere all over again.

Like there is no good ending because grief doesn’t have a good ending. You just have to keep moving forward. It’s literally the mantra of the game:

“When one falls, we continue.”

Real Verso died and no one in his family could continue on because of his canvas. The only way they can continue, is to erase the canvas. Does it suck for us, the outside observer? Absolutely.

But r.Verso’s soul also says he’s tired of the infighting and painting. He wants to rest.

And with Maelle’s ending, not only are you not ending p.Verso’s suffering but you are also prolonging r.Verso watching his family fight.

I just don’t understand how you can’t have empathy for both Maelle and Verso, who because of their parents, have been put in an impossible choice.

[sabertoothwalrus]

seeing that post that’s been going around about how everyone should brush up on their food safety knowledge even if you think you know what you’re doing, especially if you have chronic tummy troubles. And then seeing people say they store leftovers in their oven. hey I think that post was for you

[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[technofeudalism]

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

[incognitopolls]

Content warning: gun violence, school shootings

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If you went to school in the US, have you experienced a school shooting?

Yes, more than one

Yes, one

There was one at my school while I attended, but I wasn't present that day

No, but I did experience some other act of mass violence

No, but there was one at another school in my area

No, but there were shooting threats

No, but there were other threats of mass violence (e.g. bomb threats)

Multiple of these

No, I went to school in the US and none of these apply

I did not go to school in the US

Other/it's complicated

Voting ended onAug 20, 2025

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