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Robert is a perfect match for Viva la Vida
So I found these reaction images of Kermit TW: Suicide of a puppet, Images below the cut.
And I think Zoey would find them hilarious (because I am Zoey and Zoey is me) and use them as reaction images, and at one point she uses it with Rumi, who inmediately teleports into her room to make sure she isnāt hurting herself, and Zoey hears this and falls off the bed laughing, once she is able to get a hold of herself, she tells Rumi that it was sweet that she is concerned; however, she just thought they were funny. Rumi is still somewhat panicking, and she stays by Zoey for the rest of the day.
You, ah, got any more of that Demon Rumi AU?
Yes I do actually!
So picture this, the bath house scene where they fight the Saja boys, but Zoey or Mira gets hurt, your choice, and Rumi freaks the fuck out, she goes to check on her girl, and once she sees they are stable, she asks which Saja boy hurt her, the girl in question looks into Rumiās eyes and watch as her brown eyes slowly have yellow leak into them, her patterns creep up her face and arms, and her canines grow into fangs. She disappears into a puff of pink smoke and the Saja boy who hurt RUMIāS GIRL gets their head slammed onto the floor. She absolutely destroys the Saja boys while growling about the audacity to touch Her. Girls. By the time she is done she is covered in bright pink demon blood, she used her claws instead of her sword more brutal that way, and her girls are alarmed. Then all of Rumiās demonic features fade, and she collapses completely spent.
Demon Rumi AU
Okay but like imagine Demon Rumi isnāt just āoh Rumi has patterns and can teleportā its āRumi is two Rumis, Human Rumi, who doesnāt have patterns or anything demon related, and Demon Rumi, who has patterns, fangs, the eyes Demon Rumi had in canon, a very sensitive sense of smell, and much more possessive tendencies.
They are both very much Rumi, because although Human Rumi is very much in control all the time, Demon Rumi experiences everything Rumi does and they have a shared mental space. For example, Zoey or Mira say some flirty comment and both Rumis are gay panicking in her head, like āOh my god did she just say/do thatā, āshe totally didā, āis she flirting with us?ā āHow the fuck do you think I would know?ā āI donāt know!ā āOh my god they are so hotā. Stuff like that.
Demon Rumi definitely is very possessive of Zoey and Mira, like to the point if someone flirts with one of them she is snarling in Rumiās headspace, and it makes Rumiās eye twitch.
Rumi is definitely looking for a way to seal the honmoon without losing Demon Rumi, because Demon Rumi grew up with Celine too, and she has hunted Demons, so she definitely believes that demons are evil and need to die (she calls Human Rumi āher soulā because in Demon Rumiās mind it humanizes her and makes her less of a monster).
Instead of Celine telling Rumi that sealing the honmoon would seal her demon away, she tells Rumi that sealing the honmoon would unite their split minds, and both Rumis desperately want to be one person, not two halves of a single consciousness (they also believe that until they are one they can never be loved by Zoey and Mira like they so desperately crave, it is like their soul is screaming to be with them)
TW: War mentions
I am a certified Rumi Blender-er, so I present to you: the Honmoonās test. The Honmoon gives you a task and drops you in a random location, time, or even reality, could be a video game or a time in history! Mira gets Crypt of the Necromancer and is told to defeat the final boss, Zoey gets Friday Night Funkinā and is told to win, Rumi gets dropped into a recruitment office. Before her are signed enlistment papers, she is in a different body, and her objective is āSurviveā. She finds out it is 1914 and she suffers through the next 4 years of war. She passes the test and Zoey and Mira and talking about their tests and Rumi is 1000 yard staring, she just says, āI donāt want to talk about itā. She is so furious and grateful that her girls got easier tasks then her, grateful because she doesnāt want them to go what she went through, and furious because what the fuck do your mean your test was ārapping the best?ā She watched my friends die, she killed men with her bayonet and watched the life leave their eyes, she lived through hell! And Mira had to dance to defeat skeletons.
They only find out Rumiās test because Zoey gets on a WWI kick, ADHD brain go brrrrrrr, and Rumi gets terrible PTSD after walking in during They Shall Not Grow Old (it is a movie with recolored WWI footage and voices directed by Peter Jackson, go watch it) and she hears the shell noises and flips the fuck out, diving under the table and hyperventilating.
Iām a huge WWI nerd and eventually all my character hyper fixations have to experience it somehow!
Oh, I would read the hell out of this if any one turns it in to a fic .
Also because I am a linguistics nerd I think a really cool way to have the girls wonder what the fuck is going on with Rumi is to either have her know a language she would have no reason to learn, or have her know Japanese, and use really old fashioned Korean slang some times.
Like you could have put her in the body of a Finnish soldier in the Russian army, so she could know Finnish and Russian.
Or if you really wanted to put her in the blender, you could have her fighting darning the Japanese occupation of Korea. So like, she'd know old timey Japanese (she never uses it), and some really old fashioned Korean slang.
I was actually thinking more the German Army, because unlike in WWII, there arenāt really any bad guys in WWI, they were just men fighting because their leaders told them to. I just finished reading All Quiet on the Western Front, and at the end it basically says that the Germans didnāt lose because the other army was better trained or knew how to fight better, the lost because the other side was better equipped, better fed, and had more men.
The blender gets even worse if Rumi is fighting on the side she know will lose, and she has to slowly watch her friends be overwhelmed by superior numbers.
Also if she is in the German Army, they didnāt have tanks, so just picture Rumi being absolutely terrified of mechanical rumbling even years later.
Meanwhile Zoey and Mira just are slowly unpacking the giant fucking ball of trauma that is their girl.
TW: War mentions
I am a certified Rumi Blender-er, so I present to you: the Honmoonās test. The Honmoon gives you a task and drops you in a random location, time, or even reality, could be a video game or a time in history! Mira gets Crypt of the Necromancer and is told to defeat the final boss, Zoey gets Friday Night Funkinā and is told to win, Rumi gets dropped into a recruitment office. Before her are signed enlistment papers, she is in a different body, and her objective is āSurviveā. She finds out it is 1914 and she suffers through the next 4 years of war. She passes the test and Zoey and Mira and talking about their tests and Rumi is 1000 yard staring, she just says, āI donāt want to talk about itā. She is so furious and grateful that her girls got easier tasks then her, grateful because she doesnāt want them to go what she went through, and furious because what the fuck do your mean your test was ārapping the best?ā She watched my friends die, she killed men with her bayonet and watched the life leave their eyes, she lived through hell! And Mira had to dance to defeat skeletons.
They only find out Rumiās test because Zoey gets on a WWI kick, ADHD brain go brrrrrrr, and Rumi gets terrible PTSD after walking in during They Shall Not Grow Old (it is a movie with recolored WWI footage and voices directed by Peter Jackson, go watch it) and she hears the shell noises and flips the fuck out, diving under the table and hyperventilating.
Iām a huge WWI nerd and eventually all my character hyper fixations have to experience it somehow!
Oh my god, so I started listening to American Idiot by Green Day, and the song Jesus of Suburbia is so Rumi-coded! I think that Celine would have taught Rumi english because typically the leader of Kpop groups knows English (we all know Zoey does), so I dan just imagine her falling in love with these lyrics and being a secret Green Day super fan.
So just imagine Rumi overhears Zoey singing a few lines of American Idiot, and she launches herself at her and grabs her arm and says, āYou like Green Day?!ā Zoey is like, āYeah! I love Green Day, how do you know them?ā And Rumi just drags her to her room, which Zoey has never really been in before, and on the walls are signed vinyls of all their albums and some of their posters. Zoey is staring with shock at the wall thinking, āhow in gods name did I not know?ā, meanwhile Rumi is like, ābehold, my stuff!ā I think that could be a good early bonding moment, and Mira is just like, āWhat the fuck is Green Day, I am pretty sure that isnāt a day of the week!ā
Here are some of the lyrics that stuck out to me as being especially Rumi coded.
āIām the son of rage and loveā
āIn a land of make believe that donāt believe in meā
āBorn and raised by hypocritesā
āWe are the kids of war and peaceā
āNo one ever died for my sins as far as I can tellā
āAnd there is nothing wrong with me, this is how I am supposed to beā (this one is more what Rumi wants desperately to believe is true about herself)
āThe space thats inbetween insane and insecureā
I swear to god there must be something wrong with my brain, because I watched KPDH, and my first damn thought was, what if Rumi asked Mira and Zoey to kill her instead of Celine and that just caused them to snap out of it. Thankfully, many of you seem to have the same thing wrong with your brain that I do, so I can read literally every fic about it. I have 31 open tabs about this!
Hey guys, this is a snippet of my new KDPH work! I hope you enjoy!
Rumi was squished in between Zoey and Mira on the couch, all of them sleeping soundly, exhausted after their performance. After a while Zoey stirred awake and looked at her friends: Miraās head was on Rumiās shoulder, and she had tugged the fabric down with her face, leaving Rumiās bare skin shining through. Zoey stared at this patch of skin, struggling to remember the last time she had seen Rumiās shoulder, and she found she couldnāt. As she stared something caught her attention, right at the edge of where the fabric began there was a dusky purple mark. Zoey leaned in close, thinking it may be a bruise, and tugged the sweater a little lower. A purple pattern began to reveal itself down Rumiās arm, and Zoey gasped, her hand going to her mouth.
Her thoughts rushed through her head, Rumi had patterns, but how??? Had she made a deal with Gwiāma? She banished that thought as quickly as it appeared, Rumi was the most vehemently anti-demon out of all of them. But then how could she be a demon? Zoey thought back to when she first met Rumi, and she realized that Rumi had always covered her shoulders then too, and if Rumi was a demon then, then Celine must have known. Zoey had thought that Celine would never shelter a demon, much less raise one, and the thought would never have crossed her mind that she would train a demon to be a hunter. But why wouldnāt she tell them, they could never hurt Rumi, demon or not, didnāt she know that?
Our faults and fears must never be seen. The words slapped Zoey in the face like a shock of cold water, she and Mira had never thought about those words too deeply, just accepting it as yet another one of Celineās perfectionisms, but to Rumi it must have meant hide herself, hide who she is. This was why Rumi never went into the bathhouse with them, never went swimming with them, never wore anything less than a long-sleeved t-shirt. Not because she was uncomfortable around them, like they had thought, but because she was uncomfortable in her own skin.
She needed to tell Mira, but at the same time, she knew she couldnāt, because if she and Mira talked to her about it, Rumi would think they were coming after her. She had to talk to Rumi, alone, in a way where Rumi knew that nothing had changed between them, Zoeyās new knowledge didnāt change the way she perceived Rumi.
Rumi stretched and opened her eyes, she looked down at her shoulder casually, her eyes quickly filling with panic when she saw her patterns were exposed, she quickly pulled her sleeve up, casting a furtive glance around to see if anyone saw her patterns. Zoey pretended like she hadnāt been looking and acted casually.
could you tell me more about your Epic Reincarnation ideas? Because they sound like a lot of fun
I mostly have Odysseus!Percy Jackson reincarnated ideas myselfāhope to write them down at some point (stares at wips waiting for weeks and months for an update š)
Oh my god I have so many! Iāll give you some bullets!
*This one has been playing in my head a lot recently, when Percy and Annabeth are rescuing Grover from the cyclops, they have to sail through the underworld, and as they sail through, somehow Annabeth falls over the railing, and Percy dives over the side to catch her, and he makes the water push them back up, and then they start to remember their past lives, and then Polites, Odysseusās mother, Percyās mother, the rest of his crew, and Telemachus sing to him like in the song the Underworld, and he and Annabeth start to rebond with their past lives, and current lives mixing.
In that same vein, O have an idea where the Oracle in camp halfblood sings No Longer You to Percy before they leave to rescue Grover, and he tries to sacrifice himself for Annabeth.
Last one, they regain their memories from Ahkylās death mist, and Penelope!Percy is captured by Camp Jupiter, and Odysseus!Annabeth calls down Ares and says, take this axe of war and bring it to the romans if they do not return my wife, and Ares is super confused until he recognizes her posture and glare, and then he starts fan-girling, because you cannot tell me that he didnāt watch Odysseusās slaughter of the suitors as a kind of Christmas movie, and he gives her armor and Odysseusās bow and sword, and Ares delivers this message, āIf you wish to live, stay inside the cabins.ā And Octavian, because he is so arrogant, refuses and is shot like Antinous in Hold Them Down!
I hope you like those, I can make more, I just need some time to think them up! Enjoy!!ā¤ļø
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Hey guys,
If you havenāt noticed I am kinda OdyPen!Percabeth minded, and I have begun to repost some stuff my with my thoughts regarding its connection to that Au in mind, and I realized that some people might not want their thoughts repurposed like that, so if you want me not to use your stuff, tell me, and if I have already used it I will delete the post.
I want to mark a good mark on this community and not just steal other peopleās fantastic ideas and incredible art, so just leave a comment or shoot me a message and Iāll make sure not to use your stuff! ššš
I am back on my mission to make EpicReincarnation Ideas that I will never have time to write. What if Tiernas, the prophet from epic, sorry I canāt spell, told that prophecy to Percy, and he could take control of the oracleās body, dancing around him singing the song, and Percy is fucking traumatized, and he tries to sacrifice his life for Annabeth on the quest, and when she asks him why, he sings to her the final verse the oracle told him, that he had never told anyone before, and he falls unconscious in her arms. Ugh I would love that so much!
Ares after witnessing what happened in "Odysseus" (Athena was right was right about making people bleed):
(The Ares's design i used was made by @anniflamma !!!)
so how about that theory that Odysseus' red eyes in Six Hundred Strike mean Ares is helping him out on behalf of Athena, huh?
Helen:Send the next one in. (Odysseus walks in) Hello, and you must be?
Odysseus: Odysseus. (Clearly looking around.)
Helen: (thinking) He is a weird one, he didnāt bring a gift, but heās also not staring at me like Iām some trophy. Itās almost like he is here out of obligation.
Odysseus: Hey so⦠who was that girl you were talking to earlier. The one that really knew her stuff about strategy?
Helen: (intrigued) You mean Penelope? Yea she is really smart. Smartest girl I know.
Odysseus: Brains and beauty. She is perfect. (Gushing)
Helen: Iām guessing sheās more your type?
Odysseus: (realizing his actions) Iām sorry! I justā¦
Helen: Donāt appologize, I think itās refreshing. Most of the suitors here are just boasting about their accomplishments. You actually seem interested in the girl you love.
Odysseus: Yea, she is incredible. But the way things are⦠I donāt stand a chance.
Helen: (hears someone whisper in her ear) You should talk to my dad. Heās been stressed about this whole suitor business. If you can help him out, he can put a good word in for you to Penelopeās father. And you can have my support.
Odysseus: Wow! Thank you. That would be amazing.
Helen: No problem, but maybe you can help me? Is there any suitor you would think would be good for me?
Odysseus: (ponders) Iād say Menelaus. Heās a good guy and is actually keeping his hotheaded idiot of a brother Agamemnon in check to give a good impression. And trust me⦠That is a feat in itself.
Helen: I think I saw him before⦠he did seem cute. Thanks for your insight.
Odysseus: No, thank you. (Looks behind her to see Athena giving him a thumbs up)