My Brain's Weird Side

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Theory: John’s blog about Sherlock is a tumblr blog

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ok but reblog if you want scott lang as your grandma

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21 People Who Forgot A Word And Just Made Some Shit Up

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im crying

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a friend of mine forgot the word “lamp” once and said “light faucet”

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I’m shaking from laughter. Yes, this is the right way to start a Friday morning.

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I forgot the word fork. I was trying to find the world and explained it as ‘ like a pitchfork’ then immediately realized my mistake

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I once forgot how to say fist so I explained it as the thing inside a boxing glove

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I once forgot the word “numbers” so I called them “math letters”

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I had a friend who forgot the word toilet paper and instead asked for some butt napkins

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Update

I am getting a pimple on my left facial spacial region

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I simultaneously never want to go to bed and also sleep forever

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Me at home: time for some good old flavorless water Me anywhere else: augh this water tastes like it was rung out from coins in a riverbed

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I just found out Sebastian Stan is Mark Hamil’s son and my mind has been crushed the past 10 minutes…

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Ok nevermind. I found out this is false. Its a lie, I lied on the internet. I'm sorry. They are not related.

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When your math book knows whats up

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When the moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's amoré When the strip cleans your pores And the blackheads are no mores That's Bioré

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Guys I just made a scientific discovery If you make cookie dough And eat it with popcorn It tastes like that one kid's birthday party you thought was gonna suck but then it was the best day ever mixed with the satisfaction of a new peanutbutter jar

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So proud

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What if the world is the back of our eyelids and the back of our eyelids is the world but we prefer the eyelids, so we accept them as the world

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NOOone passes gas like Gaston Cuts the cheese like Gaston

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When your family buys a variety pack but nobody likes the whoppers

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What if

Everyone has a different rate at which they hiccup and only soulmates have the same hiccup rate

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From your blue jeans to your shoes Girl, that night was just like you, Young dumb and broke