Roast me at my funeral

Monkey furry. Part-time grandmother by trade. Don’t be surprised if I live up to my handle. He/him. Pfp by @surlifen

[exceptionally-stupid]

Love udon noodles. Eating them makes me feel like the whore I desperately want to be.

[caffeinated-linguist]

Legendary Holy Blade, by nolan192

[c-53]

The addition is ALSO really good

[sapphling]

returning dead eyed on bloodied soles again and again to the drafts page to make another crack at writing "the post"

[deathisthekitten]

@kyriathanatos

[mariasklodowskastwixbar]

Happy pride to this guy's gay dog in Fallout Tactics

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[luceliamercury-deactivated20260]

Tumblr actively hunts down and deletes legit trans womens blogs as a policy but encourages and cultivates porn bots that use stolen trans sex worker's content. This is propaganda and affects how we're viewed by other users, makes our own tags unusable for us, is unfathomably transmisogynistic, and reveals a lot about how staff views us. Our bodies are a commodity that they want on their website, but our words are not welcome.

[zurin]

[exceptionally-stupid]

I’ve had this url since high school. Not totally in love with anymore. Thinking of perhaps changing it. Not sure what to yet.

[bruzum]

[lakemojave]

Where would we be without the bagel 🥯?...or her humble cousin...the doughnut 🍩...

[lakemojave]

[exceptionally-stupid]

You got an infection, and unfortunately it’s now time for an amazing digital circumcision.

[punkrock-bottom]

For the influx of rather based anons I believe you deserve one of these Moxie, one of the best perverts here on this hellsite congrats 👏

YIPPEE YAYY!!!

[mxtomituck]

My hand slipped… I know it’s technically off-reference but I really liked the blue hair that Brakcoon gave Moxie :3

Bonus:

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[clonepa]

Mommy Seal With 4 Lovely Babies

[my-dailydreams]

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[gravegospel]