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So there's only one channel in this motel,

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

#krissy #sesame street

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

#tag #this is what miis on my tomodachi life island sound like. im not kidding #gigabytes of ram is one of their topics

rappersdoingnormalshit-blog

st3fan00

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

whitegirlsaintshit

those are his hooves you bitch

professionalchaoticdumbass

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

whitegirlsaintshit

why the FUCK am i still on here

been entranced with this screenshot from a smosh video for the past like, month, and i finally figured out why.

it’s the execution of lady jane grey.

#smosh

thevideogameartarchive

What Did You Say To Make Him Sad? ‘Kirby: Mass Attack’ Nintendo DS

#kirby

morhath

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

bookaddict7342

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

morhath

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

copperbadge

"I hate when King Arthur has all these fussy little steps" -- Camelot cleaning staff, probably

#food

avoidbeing

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

old-flesh

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

grimeclown

Cmon man

#memes

desmolbean404

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Remaining time: 5 days 17 hours

disregardcanon

leakinghate

#90%#mostly calling things fake when they were real #def once calling it real when it was fake #when did they invent dark pikachu #also i wish that buff shark was a pokemon #i want it on a team with my buff bug #polls #pokemon

adamsmasher

WE WERE ON JEOPARDY!!!!!!!!!!

rouge-the-bat

thank you for coming to my this #mythis

#tumblr #jeopardy

theotherwesley

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

#tag

kyoukorpse

Someone to be brave for.

excerpt is from chapter 29 of the novel.

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#phm

They should let me play the crash cymbal part of in the hall of the mountain king. As a treat.

#i want to perform that piece aoooo bad #there’s not even interesting percussion in it. thats how comitted i am #my post

dionysiaproductions

Tumblr should never have given us polls. Everyday I have to see years-old polls cross my dash proudly proclaiming past-me's vote which I now disagree with. Let me change my vote!! I have rethought which Tetris piece is the sexiest.

#polls