UPSET

hello all

[sistertaxon]

step 1: join the x-men

step 2: take out highly expensive life insurance policy

step 3: collect money every 10-15 years

[lesbianillyana]

jean grey’s insurance agent:

[arrghigiveup]

[nourelein]

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

[jamaicanamazon]

Ayyyyyyyeeee

[stimman4000]

[dedsecbythisguy]

When you’re playing like complete garbage and somehow get play of the game:

[myrcella]

If you had had a child, Elisabet, what would you have wished for him or her?

[wingedcorgi]

new job.

[dailydeanoru]

Deanoru + kisses

[namtan]

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[uswntinmotion]

Kelley answers a particularly ridiculous question perfectly. (2:52)

[rakghoul]

[nyxltrash]

[chuuzus]

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…

[j6]

I can’t believe all these bops were released in the same year

[australianpikachu]

We’re old

[stormqueen280]

JFC, I’m old.

[lyonside]

You know, popwise, 2009 was a very good vintage. https://youtu.be/iNzrwh2Z2hQ

[oharaisbaee]

Nothin better than some abby-kelley sideline shenanigans

[thrussy]

[dafidol]

this is why this website should be deleted, really

[vi14m2lg7m]

I had to do it cmon now

[marvelsrunaways]

No matter where we go, what the distance is between us, I will always come back to you. 

[murdershegoat]

Dozens of NYC Subway riders, fresh off a Robyn concert, singing “Dancing On My Own” while waiting for the E train. (Video by Triszh Hermogenes)