[ryan-sometimes]

I love the genre of picture “animal that clearly just woke up from a fat nap”

[mockingbirdie]

Please enjoy this picture I saved from facebook about three years ago

[tranquildeath]

born to always mourn the present like it’s already become a memory

[melodicpianist]

[bakwaaas]

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

[kitschens]

Comic by @shhhitsfine

[heavensghost]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[finalwomanarchive]

i’m always thinking about i shoulda gone dancing

[boots-darekit]

girls come with so many free pillows ......if you count boobs and tummy thats already three..... not even including other soft parts of the body.... nature is beautiful.........

[boots-darekit]

soft girl in a baggy shirt call that a queen size bed w/ pillows and a blanket

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[doggirlhen]

they should make shopping for cables easier i think. there should be a service where you pick the ends, you pick the length of cable, you pick the like. color and texture of the cable (shitty plastic, nicely woven, bare metal, whatever) and then they make it and ship it to you for a reasonable fee

[doggirlhen]

they should also invent an IPAD that can JERK YOU OFF

[cornerfolks]

i have good news. for you

[cornerfolks]

Western Australia is seeing the return of western quolls to the wild after disappearing from the state over 100 years ago.

[still-asunbeam-deactivated20230]

clit just twitched. danger nearby

[funnytwittertweets]

[ovur]

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[skeuo]

[vonkarn]

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

[vonkarn]

why do you guys only like my bad posts

[redgf]

i love being called baby

[cute-animals-only]

[marinebiologyshitposts]

deploy the boy

[gabrielagresteofficial]

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*