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[teathattast]

[eliwithab]

OH BOY WHAT A FUN GAME ABOUT DENTAL HYGIENE I SURE HOPE NOTHING GOES HORRIFICALLY WRONG OVER THE COURSE OF THIS STORY!

[kitsunico]

[nijuukoo]

Useless ray of goddamn sunshine.

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[eggdrawsthings]

dead pixel

[ambrellaexists]

Oh sweet summer child

[tm-pix]

to all Decade fans

[atomic-shipping]

When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

[threeeyedharemp3]

you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

[vetchtibbles]

this is what microwaving leftover pizza feels like

[threeeyedharemp3]

stop it i was trying to be gothic

[abalidoth]

Lower power setting, longer time. Try microwaving two slices on 30% power for two minutes, it makes a world of difference, please I am begging y'all to use the power setting on your microwave

... probably works for necromancy too, can't personally attest

[threeeyedharemp3]

probably. probably works for necromancy too?????

[abalidoth]

sure, why not? crank down the power setting on that eldritch blood circle and let the unknowable runes simmer for a while. no reason to rush a good resurrection

[ecosystem-administrator]

The problem that leads to souls coming back wrong is due to the vast difference between life and death. Haste and urgent grief lead the living to yank the dead from their rest, from the slow dissolve into eternity, and force them all at once back into flesh and blood, into sensation and need. it comes too fast, it leaves them half behind or throws them into hungers too desperate to be sated by the ordinary means of life.

if you truly love someone, you must be patient while they wake. call their name, open the door, and give them the time they need to find their way through it. let them settle back into their bones, their flesh, their organs, at their own pace, like wading into chill waters; and when they are finally ready to take a breath, they will breathe whole and unburdened. but be patient.

[littlegreenfag-deactivated20240]

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

[coolunspokenforname]

This sucks so bad I need to [remembers suicide jokes only damage mental health] go back to Gotham and become a better Batman than Bruce ever could.

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

mutuals can open my protective plating and play with my wires and say its to check for viruses but we both know its just to put your hands in my organs

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

mutuals can infect me with viruses for the sole purpose of nursing me back to health (and seeing me weak)

[butchdykekondraki-moved]

oh so youll reblog the cannibalism post but not the computer fucking post. on the computer fucking website. okay fine i see how it is you fucking posers

[kordova-deactivated20230908]

[tuherrus]

someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway

[pfeffaroo]

Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]

[pfeffaroo]

Found family

[hiveswap]

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

[hiveswap]

"But i'm-" there is no identity or state of being that makes you immune to hurting someone. You can be convinced that you are in the right for doing so. You can be convinced that you're defending someone by doing so. You have always got to examine if you're taking pleasure in hurting someone or if you're actually doing something good.

[nirtonic]

[Image text: there's actually no political label or identity that absolves you of doing harm.]