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she/they | same on ao3

[karrova]

Merlin, 1998

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]

[chortlebot]

remake of this classic

[ibenology]

the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

[fourohfourlifenotfound]

[crushcardvirus]

have you guys seen this

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

[Transcript.

Chef (voiceover): I'm a private chef for a famous billionaire and here's the average meal I cook. I start with chopping some green onions and shredding cabbage, and then I get it into that wok, then I keep chopping some -

Kaiba: Dammit. I lost to him again.

Chef: Oh Mr. Kaiba, welcome home s-

Kaiba: Quiet! Blue Eyes white Dragon nuggies. Now.

Chef: But sir, th-this is the fourth time -

Kaiba: No questions! Just do it.

Chef: *heavy sigh*

End transcript]

[bathroomcube]

i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

[bugcoat]

doodles

[apatheticfluorescence]

some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it

[headspace-hotel]

Shakespeare is like this

[insufferablepirate]

Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away

Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

[haveyouheardof70dollars]

ok. not to be a freak on main. but I keep seeing posts that suggest somehow Shane “I thought about my options extensively before determining the most reasonable way to have sex with men was to continue hooking up with my rival” Hollander is somehow the one who’s oblivious to the fact that there are existing words and terms for various sex acts? Shane Hollander? Mr. I’ve Planned Out My Sex Life To The Point Of Buying Real Estate For It? That Shane Hollander? If anyone has done their research it is Yuna and Dave Hollander’s only son. If the centaurs ever end up playing never have I ever, it’s Ilya who’s asking “what’s that” and “can someone please explain” and Shane who’s saying, “just drink” before downing his own shot.

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[mumblesplash]

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

[mumblesplash]

so true there could be any number of undiscovered species down there all of which are none of my business and never will be. peace and love on (the surface of) planet earth 💕

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

you can be a shapeshifter but once you change your shape you need to remain in it for at least one week taking the deal?

yes

no

results

Voting ended onMay 12

[shirufox]

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Being an Animorphs fan has made me so critical of the Phantom Thieves' opsec. What do you MEAN you're doing whole-group meetings in public that included a victim of your first target for the first incident and then added a victim of your second target for the second incident. What do you MEAN you're carrying the cat to school every day. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE OPENLY COMMUNICATING ABOUT YOUR CRIMES VIA TEXT MESSAGE.

[uniquecrash5]

What I'm hearing is that the Animorphs kids had great opsec

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Not really but they did a million times better than these idiots. They obeyed strange and esoteric principles like "never say anything suspicious over the phone or in writing" and "don't immediately form a tightknit friend group with your fellow child soldiers in public immediately after becoming a group of child soldiers, enemies could be watching anywhere" and "do not ever, in any circumstances, at all, discuss the war in a location where you might be overheard".

Admittedly they did occasionally do stuff like "claw our way out of a predator's stomach in the middle of an enemy base/event", but usually they were too covered in alien guts to be identifiable, and the one time they were clearly identifiable the enemy who saw them turned out to be a pacifist alien dog robot who was on their side, so like. Not too bad for fourteen year olds.

[wukodork]

The did have the benefit of already having being two friend groups that would logically hang out because Jake and Rachel were cousins and Jake had a crush on Cassie.

I genuinely can't forgive any choice of hideout the Phantom Thieves make. The second one is especially bad.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We watching the Phantom Thieves gather on the roof of their school: Guys please this is the worst possible hideout. One of you lives in the attic above a cafe. Why are you on the school roof, no place could be worse.

The Phantom Thieves, appraising a public thoroughfare in a well populated area that doesn't even have any seating: hold my juice.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The journalist?? The journalist for a major publication that you met at your last crime scene very shortly before criming it??? That's who you want to ask to investigate your next target????

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

She was INVESTIGATING CRIMES when you met her and you're asking her about a mafia boss on the assumption that she is INVESTIGATING MORE CRIMES.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sure, send Mishima to talk to the pretty, adventurous reporter woman. He's so clever and controlled. No chance at all that fucking Mishima will slip up trying to impress her and out you all.

Ann is literally right there and her best friend is like half her backstory. But no, Mishima is The Guy for this.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

tumblr should add a "what the fuck are you talking about" button alongside reply, like, and reblog. you click the what the fuck are you talking about button when op is on some discourse they brought back from another reality that no one on this earth has ever heard of. and if a post gets more what the fuck are you talking abouts than reblogs op gets muted for 12 hours

[parasitoidism]

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

[parasitoidism]

#mynothing

[kittybroker]

yup. nothing. zero dolers

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

What's even more bizarre is that the most common "solution" to this is a months-to-years long hazing ritual that has nothing to do with ensuring the patient knows what they're doing, and if you complain about how ridiculously abnormal this is for any kind of healthcare you summon a legion of "um actually" types who insist you're fighting against basic pre-surgical consultations.