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Okay so my impulse thought was “fat/big yautja”. because why is it that all yautja currently on media are slim and well-built? where are the sumo wrestler types? the log-lifter competitor strong men type? the simply ‘lives a spoiled life because of high ranking reasons’ type?

#i am Staring™️#👀👀👀👀#yautja #predator

espurr-ing

actually i deserve to have glowing yellow eyes and teeth a little sharper than normal. i earned it

tlirsgender

I think monsterfucking is about vulnerability. When you think about it

tlirsgender

Something about knowing this being could destroy you and trusting them not to and in turn the monster is letting you see this part of them and trusting you not to be afraid or disgusted etc etc

tlirsgender

It's also about fangs sexy

phantomas99

Magma giantess

gunsandhugs

Pls watch this

excellent-monster-girl-ideas

If monster girls/boys ever became real, posts on /r/relationships would include species along with age and sex.

“My (M21 Human) girlfriend (F22 Lamia) keeps shedding all over the house. How do I tell her that’s my fetish without being weird?”

fallentitan98

“Dude what the fuck that is INCREDIBLY WEIRD. And I (Human M26) like how my wife (Dragon F240) cooks. Also don’t come at me with that age difference, dragons live longer then humans it’s just natural and we’re okay with that.”

excellent-monster-girl-ideas

‘My (Human M23) wife (Cowfolk F26) wants to breastfeed me, but I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that. Her milk tastes fine, but it just seems… weird to me. What should I do?”

Top comment with Reddit Gold: “TOUCH THE COW DO IT NOW”

excellent-monster-girl-ideas

biscuit-and-jam

justbeforethedarkness

jungle hunter’s lil belly roll, reblog if you agree

semisolidmind

I heard monster husbands...Nekomata??? You NEVER see Male Nekomata!

(the only thing rarer than male nekomata are calico male nekomata)

short blurbs for both:

big calico man used to be a warrior, now hes retired and running a mochi shop with the love of his life. big man is mute, but his darling wife is boisterous enough for the both of them.

black cat man is local lord, and is normally very cold and isolated. when it came time for him to choose a wife, he had only one person in mind; his childhood friend. despite her shy nature, shes the only one to ever melt his icy heart.

love-and-monsters

Part of the reason male calicos are so rare is that it’s a sex-linked trait that requires two X chromosomes. So I’m now headcanoning the lovely calico guy as trans!

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quasi-normalcy

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

autumngracy

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

plateauofmemories

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

gothiccharmschool

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready.

dee-the-red-witch

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

saint-batrick

SIR.

grumpytrans

ooohhh so that's what those are for.... vampire condom

hurglewurm

when the vampire lady is trying to seduce you but you’re workin through stuff

teratophelia

Question for all my fellow monsterfuckers:

How would an incubus look to you? What appearance would they have?

monsters-are-valid

This, but with horns, reddish skin, and a thin tail. Rogueish, kinda edgy, something that says “eerie and dangerous” but also “mystical and infatuating”.