Nonsense

I don't even know anymore

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[avellino]

sciamma and bong

[simplyalexeicreations]

For three cishet white guys, the McElroy brothers sure do give off chaotic bisexual vibes

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[user0987654321876543]

*opens Hamlet at literally any random page*

Hamlet:

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

zendaya: I’ll just do this quick kids movie no one will see, cut a nice check, move on, no one will even notice

Gabriel Gundacker:

[andremichaux]

Please watch Superstore!

[piesandswords]

when your teacher says you can’t use first person pronouns in your writing

[piesandswords]

WAIT SHIT

[herojason-deactivated20190915]

“but if you dress/talk like that, it makes boys not want to talk to you!!”

[aggressively-crying]

human language has evolved beautifully

[fyeahriverdale]

Riverdale. A Summary

[taishaunas]

Alice Cooper serving looks in ‘The Midnight Club’

[keybladesoras]

Back then I was Alice Smith. A bad girl from the wrong side of the tracks with enviable hair.

[valtsv]

no body november. put on some mitski and transcend your corporeal form.

[violetcoloredglasses]

[hakuteeth]

Straight girls: I’m in love with a woman

Me: omg is she coming out

Straight girls: MYSELF

Me:

[craeturewitch]

How to become a Witch

- probably educate yourself on what witchcraft is and the different ways of practicing

- call yourself a witch

- stare at the moon a lot (most important step)

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]