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@expertmistake
Ugh I hate being pregnant. Nothing is comfortable, im exhausted constantly, my hips hurt, my knee has decided that im public enemy #1, I wanna rip my skin off on a regular basis, and my fucking TOE WONT STOP ITCHING NO MATTER WHAT I DO!!!!!
Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.
i can't believe 2012 was 20 years ago.....
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
Iām literally in my beast form going to bed
Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.
i thought they were bees.
oh my fucking god. oh my god. it can't possibly look like that to you
.... puki... what are you on about? I found like 5 stock photos of crumbs falling with a 5 second Google search
Theres even 3-7 second videos of crumbs falling
Also, nature valley isn't that expensive, grab a pack and make your own references
My SIL is having her baby and potentially having an unplanned c-section and im stressing cause one of the foods I planned on bringing her isn't hight enough in iron to make the cut anymore!! I need high iron recipe ideas that are also easy on the stomach or freeze well!! I have no idea if she likes liver or not! The only thing I can think of is shepherds pie with hidden liver!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Out of Touch
Out of Touch Thursday
OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
but im out of my head when youāre not aroundā¦
happy birthday.
this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this
Happy bith
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!
Ok so I was forced out of my childhood home pretty traumaticaly right? I managed to get some cuttings of the crepe myrtles that my family had planted in honor of my dad who died at the depressingly young age of 32 in 2012, I had thought that the cuttings would make it cause I wasn't able to get them in a vase until like 3 days after I took the cuttings, I wasn't able to get rooting hormones for another month Ā½ after I finally put them in the vase, and another 2 months after that I was finally able to get them potted (cause crepe myrtles propagate best in soil when they sill have their leaves). So unfortunately for my by the time I was able to pot them, they looked like sad twigs. The only way I knew they were still alive was by testing the twigs to make sure they were still malleable.
Today I found LEAVES!!!!! AND THE TINIEST LITTLE SPROUT ON ONE OF THEM!!!!
Look at him!! I'm so happy!!!! Welcome home dad, I'm glad you could make it!
Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner
yeah hang on
ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo
this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it
this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion
bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro
also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!
oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it
don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.
this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.
These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.
Garlic butter rice
Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)
this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing
If you have a crockpot, I do a really good pulled pork carnitas that is:
Pork - any cut boneless
Onions- chopped anyway you like
Orange juice - about one cup (you can use about 2 tablespoons of the condensed frozen stuff if you have it)
Root beer, pepsi, or other cola soda - about one cup
Preferred chili mix seasoning - 1-2 packets depending on how intense you like your flavoring and how much pork you put in
Garlic - as much as you wanna, specifically smashed not cut
Canned or frozen corn - to your preference
Dump all that into your crockpot in the morning (or the night before) and let it run on low until dinner. Cook some rice if you feel like it, or just serve over tortillas.
Thi king about the last time I told a straight woman I was Bisexual (i didn't even mention that i was nonbinary, i figured she wouldn't comprehend the "complexities" of my fluctuating gender) and she did the stereotypical hetero girl thing then got insulted when I told her "1 no, I dont find straight people attractive, and 2, that question to a queer woman is like seeing an adult man openly listening to Andrew Tate"
She was insulted... somehow
FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.
what was yesterday, cat?
Iām not missing it this year.
happy raccoon birthday
š¶Welcome to the party! 29 years!šµ
Hello my beautiful human body! Iāve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challengesā
At least we arent parrot fish
every day ao3 authors weave more and more fascinating concepts i could never come up with in a million years
Um.... babes.... yall know that CNC is in fact a real thing right? And that within that there are ways to turn CNC into a nonconsensual scene? It can happen accidentally even
Oh god I shouldn't have looked! We had to sell my childhood home, a beautiful 1960s orange brick farmhouse style house with a lovely matching brick fire place, to flippers and they painted the brick ;_;. They painted it white and black even! Theres 0 warmth anywhere in that poor house anymore and I wanna cry!! My dog is buried in that back yard man! Right between the black diamond crepe myrtles that were planted for my dad! And they turned it into an office building!!! Aaaaaaahhhh my poor home!! They did her so dirty!!!
Im so very tempted to try and buy it back specifically to strip the pain off of it.
I guarantee you that didn't use masonry paint/stain
Topic of the Day
What is a moment in some media that sort of "awoke something in you" in a sexual sense, when you were at a young, formative age?
(I've just gotten a few of these Asks, so I figured I'd see if anyone else wants to join in!)
Kim Possible, all the times I saw Kim or Ron tied up and helpless, that and Ben Ten to an extent, I was mad that none of the aliens had human centric feminine traits until they came out with Speedflash and kid me was like "yeah I can work with this". What was I working with? Any tiny excuse for force fem apparently. ATLA rocked my world when they straight up put Sokka in a dress and makeup
Holy fuck that's the hottest shit I've ever seen in my life, and also I think I have gender envy for her??? Idk either way @lady_ashlynn, Ma'am, you are so insanely cool!!
Broskiis... f*ck onlyfans... pukicho just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is he the baddest in the game rn ? And if u say no ... name who is
I don't know how to stop you from saying things to me.
You can block anons Pukicho
No no. Freedom of press.
Freedom of press only applies to their own blogs, if they dont have the balls to say it with their face attached they don't deserve to say it to you in your own house.
