Cam Helene @seize-the-dms - Tumblr Blog

I think we, as a community, need to stop saying "forks found in kitchen." It’s cliche, it’s boring!! Where's the zest, the spice?! This is why i propose "knives found in ceaser.”

curt-the-lizard

People would say "knives found in Caesar" if we were all lizards.

datadegroove-deactivated2026042

a doordasher bringing mcdonalds to a group of four 25 year olds who have the exact same arrangement as the grandparents in willy wonka and the chocolate factory

lustcannibalism

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

numberonejameswilsonfan-deactiv

rip todd anderson, you would’ve hated having to take anxiety meds

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

goodnightbirdy

rip neil perry you would have loved bleaching your hair in your dorm bathroom while your todd stands over you and tells you it’s bad idea and charlie lays on your bed and goads you on.

woman-becomer

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

interpolationz

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

lazzarella

unalivejournal

I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND

blue--ingenue

James hearing Albus and Scorpius screeching on the train roof after he promised his mum he’d keep an eye on his little brother:

rywritess

its that damn smirk….

theluminoussunflower

allelon ruggiero and james waterston do not get enough credit for how well they portrayed meeks and pitts being best friends despite their characters only exchanging like four words to one another. seriously they just stand near one another and dance to the radio but we all know they're the closest pair of all

inahallucination

love to be like 'neil was down bad so fast for todd' but literally all the poets were; like a week in of todd stuttering and avoiding them and they were like yes, our new best friend (whether he likes it or not)