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Ali (like alley) | 26 | she/her | I wish bios would stay where I type them . pls look at my snail tag 🐌 | if u know me from anywhere else no you don't. | Lots of void yelling here.

[fervent-bookwomb]

sleep 1 billan year

[newtid]

terrible comic day terrible comic

[expertsnailholder]

Dude lowk what if I'm faking it

[poopjournalist]

guys. i dont know who needs to hear this. but people owe you fast replies. if they dont do it, they dont like you. plus they do it for other people that arent you. you should be angry with them, and immediately block them. if they lament this, they dont miss you, they miss playing you for a fool. make sure you also block all of their friends, because anyone who is friends with someone like that is worthless. if they try to contact you, tell all your friends that they are harassing you and make them into a public enemy. and its okay and valid to do this. i cant believe people dont know this. you can also kill them if the situation calls for it

[expertsnailholder]

Tempted to shut down all my socials and go completely dark bc self isolation sounds much better than exploding and being a bitch. I go through this monthly. I love it here.

[expertsnailholder]

Hi pmdd tag, I'm scrollin thru you bc I'm going thru it ♡ having an awful time even though I'm surrounded by love but also everyone fucking hates me and they won't tell me ♡

[poopjournalist]

guys. i dont know who needs to hear this. but people owe you fast replies. if they dont do it, they dont like you. plus they do it for other people that arent you. you should be angry with them, and immediately block them. if they lament this, they dont miss you, they miss playing you for a fool. make sure you also block all of their friends, because anyone who is friends with someone like that is worthless. if they try to contact you, tell all your friends that they are harassing you and make them into a public enemy. and its okay and valid to do this. i cant believe people dont know this. you can also kill them if the situation calls for it

[utter-queer-nightmare]

Current mood

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[crazysodomite]

But if a woman acted incompetent once then she will be literally crucified in the street and she's evil for manipulating her husband into settling for less and suddenly it's not a silly endearing sitcom trope 🤔

[natureisthegreatestartist]

What's this? The red-lined bubble snail (Bullina lineata), a marine gastropod. Bizarre and beautiful, yes?

[organiccyborg]

i am strange and i look like a peppermint. is that ok .

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[kitsunesakii]

DIG

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

DIG

[apple-notplural]

DIG

[vivitur-moritur]

DIG

[spacecat24-7]

DIG

[chub-froggy]

DIG

[thatghostthateatspeople]

DIG

[krowbreaker]

DIG

[spid-the-spider]

DIG

[annabelle--cane]

DIG

[yellow-faerie]

DIG

[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

CLIMB

[marzibird]

CLIMB

[the-luckyrabbit]

CLIMB

[staarbles]

CLIMB

[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[redstonedust]

its actually easy to de-enshittify your digital experience all you need to do is install this browser extension and this browser extension and this browser extension and input this custom script into the advanced box and go into your system settings and reconfigure all these options you didnt know existed and change your entire workflow and switch to this alternative operating system and this alternative web browser and this alternative chat client and this alternative word processor and this alternative- sorry that one turned out to be malware delete that one okay now double check your task manager for unwanted background processes and element block these ads and invest in a good VPN and append all your searches with AI blocking keywords and wait a few years until everything you just did becomes shitty too so you can do it all over again okay kitten. its literally that easy.

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[expertsnailholder]

Also deadlock is pretty ok

[expertsnailholder]

Also deadlock is pretty ok

[hotvampireadjacent]