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I fully understand that it's considered rude to sanitize your hands after shaking hands with a group of people, and I just want everyone to know: I'm not doing it because I think you're disgusting and I want to get your internet stank off of me; I'm doing it because I know the statistics about cis men washing their hands.

c3rvida3

I'm a strong, capable adult. If I wanted to touch fifty dicks in a single afternoon, I'd do it myself. I don't need your hand outs.

YOOOO IM A LESBIAN AND RIGHT NOW I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON THIS GUY. TF. I LIKE PUSSY FUCK AM I CRAVING DICK FOR?!

It happens lol sounds like you’re interested in what other genders can offer, which is totally fine. It doesn’t make you any less of a lesbian, just more fluid and open 🦋👽🌈

I’ve always identified as a lesbian but as of the past 2 years I’ve really questioned whether I am actually Pansexual.

Why am I horny for dick lmao

dankmemesreasonforliving

theholleywoodsigns

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

wolfwars

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

muffintop-malachite-deactivated

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

veryfunnymemes

welcometoyouredoom

ahmallama-deactivated20240604

this is like a group chat

catchymemes

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

sky2fall

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

nonnie-of-your-business-deactiv

k then but this is actually pretty awesome I mean look at all these DETAILS

catchymemes

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

sky2fall

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

nonnie-of-your-business-deactiv

k then but this is actually pretty awesome I mean look at all these DETAILS

shesnake

Robert Sheehan as Number Four/The Séance/Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy (2019)

yoonswife

i love myself but i dont love me back

ripptidez-deactivated20170530

i have never ever related to anything so fucking hard

seashellronan

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

shen-ancalhar

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

masonicbeheadingritual

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

tony-hawks-underground

The scurvy got him

seperis

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women.

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of. Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

rehfan

she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box

spring-sent

taxidermy-tits

men are literally useless and the fact that women are finally starting to recognize this brings me so much joy

favouriteghost

the best analogy for bisexuals i've ever heard

werewolf: i’m a werewolf person: ok so when you’re in human form you’re a human, and when you’re in wolf form you’re a wolf though. werewolf: no. i’m a werewolf. human form = werewolf. wolf form = werewolf. always a werewolf. no matter the circumstance or appearance, I AM ALWAYS A WEREWOLF