Lazy poster

just revived this bitch, not that i ever really set it up. I don't make many original posts and just fast reblog most of the stuff I do, since my laptop busted I'm permanently on mobile. it's fine. everything is fine. :)

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[beardedmrbean]

[beardedmrbean]

[molzysketch]

nap time with the pebbles :)

[beardedmrbean]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[alarmist-nonsense]

[0v9]

this is what upstairs neighbors have

[that-house]

[butchfagminotaur]

[felwinter-deactivated20190201]

my sister has apparently had to stop playing Skyrim because she stole every book in the game to stock her house so now her house is full of books to the point where it almost breaks the game and every time she tries to read one guards teleport into her home and arrest her

[aminoasinine]

Ray Bradbury - Fahrenheit 451 (1953)

[helloitsbees]

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

[helloitsbees]

….?

???????????

[helloitsbees]

oh wait this is EXTRAORDINARILY delightful. this isn’t a case of Blorbo From My Shows this is Henrietta Pickles From My Porch

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[sadclowncentral]

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

[vonlipwig]

developing the hots for ryan gosling because of project hail mary is so fucking embarrassing I swear to god. that is a conventionally attractive man. a noted hollywood heartthrob. he's even blond, are you kidding me? did he win people magazine's sexiest man alive? I don't know. I'm not going to check but it wouldn't surprise me at this point. it's such a mainstream taste. such a clichéd celebrity crush. like oh I fancy ryan gosling and my favourite drink is coca-cola and my favourite snack is ready salted crisps. jesus christ. 'b-b-but i only like him when he's in a science pun tshirt and playing a dorky-awkward loner type!' doesn't matter. he's still ryan 'ken from barbie' gosling. it's so trite. I feel like the weird nerd girl in a teen coming-of-age romcom falling for the super popular jock. don't I know that I have a reputation to uphold here? cringe.

[fandomsandfairytales]

This post is the spiritual successor to that post about David Corenswet:

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[ooooooh]

You know that period of development where toddlers know words but aren’t able to pronounce them correctly, so it still sounds like just noises to most people? That’s what Grace sounds like when he attempts to speak Eridian because humans don’t have a body that’s evolved to speak it correctly. Only Rocky and Adrian can understand him, like the toddler’s parents who are able to translate “ajsjdlasjsjhssajjsj-fish!” into “I want some goldfish!”.

They spend a lot of time translating Grace’s “nonsense” into understandable words for the other Eridians on the team in charge of his biodome. To those Eridians, Grace babbles like a pebble and then Rocky or Adrian pipes up with “Grace said it wants to know if we can add another tree to the enclosure.” and the others are half-convinced they are being pranked. Like, surely there is no way Rocky and Adrian understood THAT? But, the human nods along to their explanation happily, so that must be what it meant?

[javascript-official]

We need to conquer space travel for the only reason that zero-g would allow for new never before seen pastries, you know how the top of the muffin is the best part? Well that is because it is exposed to air so it changes the chemistry, in normal earth gravity it is impossible to make a muffin that is all top part because it needs to be placed somewhere which would restrict air flow, however in zero g it would be possible to make a bubble out of muffin dough which gets optimal airflow and becomes an all-top part muffin... This is the dream...

[the-bi-bilingual]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[ghirlmaker]

thinking abt the swapped!au and im not crazy.

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