the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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the spiders in my house watching me put up spider webs as halloween decorations
Via Slow Heavy Metal Music Playing
Me every morning
Today is the last day of 2017. Everyone born in the 1990’s are now adults, there are no more 90’s kids.
Good
“makeup actually expires!!!” not if it costs more than $5 it doesnt
It expires when its empty
shoutout to the person who cared enough to save the burrito bird bois from a major hurricane
this isn’t related to the birds but a Florida resident decided to take 40 stray cats into her home ahead of the monstrous hurricane. she provided plenty of food, water, and other resources for the cats to be safe and sound. Miami beach is apparently home to a lot of stray cats and it’s sad how not all of them can be saved, but 40 is a lot of damn cats to be one home.
so overall, shoutout to all the people who are taking in stray animals they don’t even know for the sake of their lives and safety. these generous acts of humanity is what we need in times like this
oh my jesus…..
This is so me
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The new Paramore album is lit
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Y’all maaaaad annoying lmao
Lmfao I hate all y'all.
You’re in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasn’t scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monsters… I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotte’s bed. Across the room underneath Daniel’s crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. “I’m not afraid of you monster!” She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed and… She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. “Move. Over!” Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isn’t afraid of any of my monsters; she’s afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. “What the…” I cut Francis’s next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. “If you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.” I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. “I’ll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.” Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
gaga singing “where do you think you’re going” in joanne the song is a call-out post for all of us thinking that we were going to unstan
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People for me fall into three categories. -I don’t care if you die -I want you to die -You’re not ever allowed to die.