Rat

Trash Rat. I thought I made it clear when I said Rat the first time.

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[yvoi]

rat

[void-mother]

[yvoi]

can’t get much better than this!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's only when you block tracking cookies that you realise how truly wild the internet is

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the internet: I see you have just bought a new phone case. here are 6000 other phone cases you might want.

user: this is creepy, I'm getting a privacy add-on

the internet: since I now have no idea what you like, here's Wreck-It Ralph-themed fetish gear

[dinosarden]

Enjoy some neon cerms

[bittern]

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

[aela-writes]

me irl

[explosivedonutz]

I have given my soul to the coffee gods.

Do what you must, for I awoke early in the morn and cannot sustain myself long enough to finish my pæpęr without thy sweet sweet mïlk

[explosivedonutz]

Me, upon arriving to college: Okay, and where is the vacuum?

My RA: Oh, it's right in the closet next to the bathrooms.

Me: And where is the forbidden vacuum?

My RA: What are you talking a-

[explosivedonutz]

The worst part of leaving for college is knowing that, for at least a whole month, you won't get to see

Your dogs, your lovely dogs, and you cannot pet a dog through skype it is just not possible yet.

[ratsarefriendstoo]

[explosivedonutz]

My brain: naptime, time to sleep, sleepy deepy go-to-bed

My eyes: oh wow it sure is getting dark in here,, kind of hard to hold these shutters up, maybe we should just let them close for now

My thumbs: oh HEELL YEAH BOYS IT'S TIME TO PARTAYYY, LET'S KEEP IT SCROLLING 'TIL MIDNIGHT, LET'S KEEP IT BOPPING 'TIL SUNRISE, FIRIN' UP AND READY TO RUMBLE, LET ME AT 'EM, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, MESSAGE, LIKE, REBLOG, TYPE TYPE TYPE TYPE T

[tamamita]

I haven’t watched Naruto, but did he die at the end?

[friendshipismax]

Nope. He becomes the Hokage like he always wanted to be and becomes a father. 

[tamamita]

Then I will finish the job

[explosivedonutz]

Boy, wish I had a thick Scottish accent like Simon Pegg in those Star Trek movies. I could be so much more intimidating. Like "yarrr, gimme ur bootie--" Oh whoops I'm thinking of pirates..

Boy, wish I had a thick Pirate accent like Simon Pegg in those Star Trek movies.

[explosivedonutz]

When you have high blood pressure and you lie down and you can feel your heartbeat in your neck and it rocks your whole head up and down like

Ya babey let's rock out,,

[explosivedonutz]

Become your ideal self

Real self: sad, lumpy, has too many limbs and not enough teeth

Ideal self: wakes up every morning for hourly job, sits at desk for 8 hours, plays minecraft pe on creative mode

I believe in you.

[icouldfallinlovewithuu]

[ulibeanzz]

morrison ↓

[destinydiamante-deactivated2022]

i’m ……speechless

[pukicho]

here I drew this

[lordfordida]

incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more

[pukicho]

okay