Tonya Marie

welcome to my shit show ✌🏻

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

it’s a bit like love and marriage

[scullys]

No, you don’t! Yes, I do!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zackisontumblr]

@ aliens: can you pick me up now this place blows and i’m kinda scared

[cestlaviedeblondie]

[muffintoppingprettyhard]

Fixed it

[zackisontumblr]

@ aliens: can you just pick me up, i’ll explain everything when you get here

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[campmiasmas]

If you want to help Shrek, run into the woods and find me a blue flower with red thorns. SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson & Vicky Jenson

[buffysummers]

DIRTY DANCING (1987) dir. Emile Ardolino

[anais-ninja-bitch]

sir

sir, you do not belong there

[cipheramnesia]

he has a permit, leave him alone

[anais-ninja-bitch]

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

[cipheramnesia]

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

[cipheramnesia]

This woman assured me I am authorized:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

[cipheramnesia]

that's what I thought ma'am but her lawyer assured me she was legitimate:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

[shouldnt]

Why is my movie I’m illegally watching online buffering so much? This is not what I didn’t pay for.

[alisonzai]

[catchymemes]

[ballwoyou]

[officialcyndilauper-deactivated]

“evil” versions of characters are always way hotter than the regular version

[sesherhesher]

unf

[marauders4evr]

In light of the pandemic/quarantine, I’d like to bring attention to my favorite line from Jimmy Neutron:

[nurseyiiisms]

even if my titties aren’t physically out, they’re spiritually out, and that’s what matters

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dracoharry]