what the fuck

Criminology Major • Critic of the K-Pop Industry • Gaymer • Resident Nerd Whore

[extensiveanalysis]

Pokemon Violet Spoilers

Y'all this story is so good like

And I'm also so proud of my team like

Also some of the models in this game are hot

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If he was my professor I'd go to office hours all the time 🥵

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Had Twitter since 2009 and here I am crawling back to this site

[gaynfl-moved]

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

[marisatomay]

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride

Ms Polygraph Test

$200 birthday

bask in the unfiltered nonsense of it all

[gaynfl-moved]

since someone mentioned this and I had forgotten, a last minute entry fighter: “Squire Sebastian” lady

[imsuchacapricorn]

New to the arena, Kristie and her surprise wedding

[extensiveanalysis]

Oh tumblr

I understand not wanting child pornography to be on the site.

But there's a better way of doing this without banning all adult content. You're killing your own site in your attempts to save it.

[extensiveanalysis]

someday I will learn this dance and it’ll be GREAT

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THERE’S A TUTORIAL I’M GONNA DO IT

[extensiveanalysis]

someday I will learn this dance and it’ll be GREAT

[extensiveanalysis]

So I've been wanting

to play the Final Fantasy XIII Trilogy on the PS4 for so long now. Yes, I've played and gotten to 100% (or has gotten as close to 100% -.- I'm looking at you Serendipity Fragment) on all 3 games, but after having not played them in a long time, I just think it'll be nice to play them semi blind all over again. I like this trilogy, and I just want to be able to play them on the PS4.

[mikedawwwson]

Why Did They Come?

[wobblyjimbles]

TOO FUCKIN’ phenomenal to NOT reblog!!!!

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh

i didn’t expect to get this far

[dunknewton-deactivated20210211]

update:

[coffee-and-cogs]

Lmao, this is amazing

[noxystem]

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[jenroses]

A modern Rosetta stone.

[jungkooks-tuna]

나: 왜 세상은 파괴하고 있어?!

외계인: 영어는 밖에 없다고 생각하는 사람이 있거든

나: 그래, 알았어

[aroundu]

من: بۆ عەرز لەناو ئەبەن؟

فەزاییەکان: لەبەر ئەوەی کەسی واهەیە کە پێیوایە ئینگلیزی تەنها زمانە کە پێویستە بتوانێت قسەی پێ بکات

من: ئێدە باشە موشکیلە نیە تێ ئەگەم

[mrhaliboot]

My fan fusion of Amethyst and Peridot: Unakite! She’s a brash and opinionated loudmouth, but full of fun and laughter・ﾟ✧

I really wanted her to have suspenders and two mouths (gross), and also to look somewhat scary and intimidating.

deviantart | insta: @mrhaliboot

Rainbow Quartz ~ Milky Quartz ~ Cherry Quartz ~ Spectrolite ~ Spirit Quartz

[mrhaliboot]

My (updated) rendition of Rainbow Quartz 2.0, I’ve actually been wanting to share them for a very long time! The pose is based on one of my instagram pics

They’re smart, bossy, sassy and very emotional. They take missions very seriously but can’t help being a little melodramatic. They’re based a lot on super princess peach, both with a parasol weapon and also I thought it would be cool if they used their emotions as a weapon. (ofc they should be voiced by Thomas Sanders)

deviantart | insta: @mrhaliboot

Unakite ~ Milky Quartz ~ Cherry Quartz ~ Spectrolite ~  Spirit Quartz

[mrhaliboot]

Steven and Garnet’s groovy fusion, Cherry Quartz. Cool, hip, and ready to party!

My idea for Cherry’s weapon is a pair of giant DJ subwoofers they carry around on their shoulders like cannons, Garnet’s gauntlets as the base and Steven’s shield as the cone. They can blast different frequencies of bass and sonic blasts, so their combat style is almost like a rave party!

deviantart | insta: @mrhaliboot

Unakite ~ Rainbow Quartz 2.0 ~ Milky Quartz ~ Spectrolite ~  Spirit Quartz

[mrhaliboot]

Here’s my wild take on Lapis and Peridot’s fusion, Spectrolite! She’s an arty space hippie whose into camp pining hearts and contemporary art. She’s somewhat based on the B-52′s music and David Bowie.

I wanted to go for a different approach to this one, as opposed to the usual teal-coloured Lapidot fusions you see everywhere (and Spectrolite is just such a cool sounding name). I’m going for more a 70s punk rocker/hippie vibe!

deviantart | insta: @mrhaliboot

Unakite ~ Rainbow Quartz ~ Milky Quartz ~ Cherry Quartz ~  Spirit Quartz

[mrhaliboot]

So I finally caved and did a Steven and Lapis fusion, Spirit Quartz! A total free spirit and a bit of a prankster, they love to travel and find new places to chill out.

Boy, was this one requested. The name was inspired by the Steven/Lapis fusion by artifiziell of the same name. I really wanted to try my own spin on the fusion! Although I didn’t really know what to do with the wings other than make them pink and more jelly-like. Thank you to everyone for the suggestions on extra sketches!

deviantart | insta: @mrhaliboot

Unakite ~ Rainbow Quartz ~ Milky Quartz ~ Cherry Quartz ~  Spectrolite