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I went to take a uquiz and this was the first question, can we not keep going with agab as our new form of gender essentialism please 😭😭😭 I want out
Kermit singing voice: 🎵one more sleep 'til Christmas hard launch episode🎵
anyone else feel like there will always be a veil of separation between them and the rest of the world and that they’ll never actually be understood or is that just me
😑 I’m so tired
How the last month has felt like
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dan howell deciding that the parasocial boundary line falls just short of making it emphatically clear (and on several occasions) their respective top and bottom status
The image I’ve had in my head since the live show yesterday.
The gender envy I feel for Dan Howell in this fucking goth girl cat outfit is off the charts
everyone watching that video: whatever you say babygirl. now what did you say again
I do love how every since the first baking video they have kept up the pretense that it could be used as a tutorial. Yes femboys teach my how to make banana bread, and yes you also self admittedly rarely bake mMmm
phil lays an egg and it's dan's child. i said oh i'm sure.
bonus:
there, fixed it
next podcast episode post femboy debrief is going to go so hard
in honour of halloween i’ll tell you something genuinely spooky
we could make any joke like ‘dan and phil could/should just do [insert literally anything no matter how absurd it sounds]’ and it is suddenly not a joke.
it’s out in the universe, dan and phil are listening.
they’re out and proud and nothing is off the table - think you’re safe because of youtube guidelines? phatreon laughs at your naivety.
think you’re safe because it’s something that couldn’t be filmed? the hard launch podcast laughs at you, looms over you and bellows. richard the she/her icon rolls over your hand as you desperately try to grasp a memory of a time when you didn’t feel this unnerved by the possibility of the unknown, a time when you didn’t know the backstory of some of the most iconic phannie history moments, a time when you thought their first meeting was a fairytale, and you didn’t know that dan thought phil was wearing a wig, but it sends a chill down your spine as it makes sense when you look back.
you’re not safe, never safe anymore.
has anyone done this yet?
considering what you were doing on youtube in 2009, i'd agree
What do we have to do for Dan and Phil to include "Diva, that's science" in their next merch drop?
In this world where believing in science is somehow a political debate, I would unironically wear that shirt so hard.