Actual trash

mediocre at best [22]

[knottahooker]

I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

[sandmandaddy69]

[oarfjsh]

they probably cant love me back in a human or even mammalian sense, but my goldfish with their smooth pea-sized brain have learned to trust that i will make them better when they are sick. i feel like crying about this often

[cantabilechaos]

Maybe Princess the tarantula never had anything resembling what we as humans know as emotions, but she still came out of her burrow and up to the glass when we’d talk to her and used to stare at the drawing I’d tape to her terrarium. Maybe she couldn’t even comprehend what we were, but she knew we were there to take care of her. And even if she never showed that sort of curiosity or trust we’d still love her.

[gay-jesus-probably]

Idk if Munchie the praying mantis felt love for me, but I do know he trusted me enough to climb onto my hand when offered and was comfortable with allowing me to carry him places despite me being absolutely massive in comparison to him. So that's close enough in my book.

[dykevirgo]

my tortoise wakes up every morning and looks up outside of her enclosure as she waits for me to put fresh food in her enclosure, and when i pick her up she doesn't hide in her shell or flinch when my hand reaches for her. when she's out of her enclosure and tired of walking around, she walks over to me and tries to hide under my legs because she knows it's safe there. she doesn't know who i am, but there's love for me in what she does around me.

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

[mrlovenstein]

Secret Panel HERE 🐍 tapas.io/episode/1726314

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[victoriankeysmash]

[shadowthehedgehogmovie]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[anxiety-elemental-kay]

[chaossmith2]

Thinking about when CG was used exactly one time in the entirety of spongebobs pre-movie 3 season run

Like, they could’ve easily just had him instantaneously burst through the wall and get roughly the same joke across, but the fact the writers wanted him to slowly push through the wall like that SO BADLY that they went out of their way to implement the cg effect to do so is so fucking funny to me fndmmsmsms

[hungry-skeleton]

[kaijuno]

[orteil42]

if i keep sprinkling words like "normalstyle" in my speech people won't notice i'm 34. i'm still youthcore i'm still relevantpilled

[studentslave]

[elitefourkylewantstobattle]

[pakop-the-backup]

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

[pissvortex]

We’re ready now sir

[funnytwittertweets]

[sharkchunks]

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

[supermariomamafucker]

i am completely enraptured with this gif

[wolfbuns]

[defenestratedgibberish]

[snoutcam]

T. yes i assume so

H. helps you better understand the world

I. inspired you to post a stupid kindergarten image

N. honesty is important so yes

K. complimented the penguin

[jamesmccloud]

nudes

[jamesmccloud]

hi, 10 years later, why did i take nudes of the little caeser outfit.

[throughtimeandstarlight]

[charlesoberonn]

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabric

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

when the fuck did this get 30,000 notes

[just-french-me-up]