The Transhumanist

captain and ship of a crew of immortal space pirates (made up of me and others ocs)

[lowkeyluminary]

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perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[archi-cas]

i wanna g o home. i miss my sister

[eye-eye-captain]

Where is home if home is not belonging do you not fit?

[mechs-headcanons]

The crew has had competitions for who can get arrested and get their mugshots taken in the weirdest outfit imaginable (and then slip out, taking the mugshots with them) and that’s why Lyf was like “their clothes were utterly alien”

Jonny was in one of those blow up alien costumes with the fake legs

Ashes was wearing numerous feather boas that shedded absolutely everywhere

Tim devised an outfit of nothing but belts (he has a ton of belts but he stole everyone else’s belts instead just for the heck of it)

Nastya dressed like a a suburban dad complete with a Hawaiian shirt, cargo pants, a “women love me fish fear me” trucker hat and crocs (she later just started regularly wearing the cargo shorts because all the pockets are useful)

Marius wore a snorkeling mask, a 1920s swimsuit, flippers and a pink flamingo floatie

Raphaella tried to convince Brian to test if he could get public nudity charges with his robot body but he denied. (She actually wore an outfit comprised 99% of glitter and mirrors that shedded everywhere as glitter does)

What Brian actually wound up doing was wear the most atrocious color combos possible

Ivy dressed in something similar to the Halloween costume Karen wore in Mean Girls

Toy Soldier won the competition by wearing a plain white tshirt and blue jeans (truly the most terrifyingly strange outfit it could wear)

-summer camp anon <]:)

ohhhh,,,,, yep. after TS won everyone was too intimidated to try and one-up it. (i imagine TS somehow looked exactly like a human teenage boy. like. EXACTLY (i’m picturing my older brother. he’s the epitome of teenage boy))

[strangeryetcecil]

1: eyem going to draw ts in this outfit

2: wonder if eye could won with meye outfitd

3: part of meye lore for the captain I'd that it wore the oddest clothes combos

[eye-eye-captain]

(Gonna elaborate! Dress strange in a different way eye do. You can see it in even the child captain. Wearing a childish a formal sleeveless jackety thing eye don't know the name of and jts captains hat. Not strange I. The way eye am but just odd mixes of clothes. Also helped by the fact that it tried to dress like a captain wnd easent sure what a captain was supposed to dress like. There was a period in time where it wore one of those big pirate hats and its normal hat over it)

[archi-cas]

Another captian fact:

The Captain has always had an odd fascination with toys and dolls. It would make some sometimes, out of wood or metal. The captwin eould often talk to them. These dolls used to be carefully placed on shelves and such. Now most of them are lost. Sometimes someone will come across one. The Captain still seems fond of them when presented. The Captain once made a doll for all its cremates. Those dolls remain carefully placed and unmoved, under glass on a shelf. The only one with any sort of damage is the one of the Captain itself: with its face scratched out and half its body ripped off and missing.

Some of the beings that have shown up on the ship seem strangely similar to these dolls...

It apparently especially liked toy soldiers for some reason...

Does..the captain need therapy?

OH CAN I GIVE THE CAPTAIN THERAPY? I CAN DO THERAPY I READ A BOOK ABOUT THIS BEFORE.

*Rawr pauses for a minute, looking up from his phone and yelling at the ceiling*

CAPTAIN ARE YOU MENTALLY ILL?

[eye-eye-captain]

MENTALLY MEYE BRAIN EYE EYE SEE EYE THINK EYE KNOW THATS IT! BUT NO. NO NO!!! HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND HALLWAYS AND SPIRALS AND STAIRS AND DOORS AND NOTHING AND EVERYTHING AT ONCE

A MAZE, YES! A MAZE!

EYE AM AS EYE THINK

EYEVE BUILT MEYESELF TO BE

[lynxtheastronomer]

Lynx woke up, when it didn't recognize his surroundings right away he shot up, before remembering it's on the ship. It sighed reaching it's hand into their heart, taking out it's research, but some pages were half eaten by the bookworm, memories scattered all over. It tried to focus but the words kept dancing out of reach, farther and farther , it huffed, frustrated

Open to anyone

[eye-eye-captain]

*a distorted voice sounds around it. Like coming through a bunch of speakers all around it exept each speaker sounds slightly different. It's disorienting*

"Find as out of elements, astronomer?"

[lynxtheastronomer]

Lynx's ears twitched, looking around to try to recognize the voice

"What?"

[eye-eye-captain]

You act as yet to recognize. In fear form. Fear to me.

[lynxtheastronomer]

"oh yeah trust the random voice speaking to you lynx this will end well"

It muttered, trying to figure out what part of the ship they're on

[eye-eye-captain]

Eye made you a room

[archi-cas]

I have decided I am going to die jt was nice knowing all of you

[eye-eye-captain]

DO NOT YOU DARE FALL ON ME

MEYE CHILD

THE ARCHIVIST SHALL NOT DIE

[lynxtheastronomer]

Lynx woke up, when it didn't recognize his surroundings right away he shot up, before remembering it's on the ship. It sighed reaching it's hand into their heart, taking out it's research, but some pages were half eaten by the bookworm, memories scattered all over. It tried to focus but the words kept dancing out of reach, farther and farther , it huffed, frustrated

Open to anyone

[eye-eye-captain]

*a distorted voice sounds around it. Like coming through a bunch of speakers all around it exept each speaker sounds slightly different. It's disorienting*

"Find as out of elements, astronomer?"

[lynxtheastronomer]

Lynx's ears twitched, looking around to try to recognize the voice

"What?"

[eye-eye-captain]

You act as yet to recognize. In fear form. Fear to me.

[lynxtheastronomer]

Lynx woke up, when it didn't recognize his surroundings right away he shot up, before remembering it's on the ship. It sighed reaching it's hand into their heart, taking out it's research, but some pages were half eaten by the bookworm, memories scattered all over. It tried to focus but the words kept dancing out of reach, farther and farther , it huffed, frustrated

Open to anyone

[eye-eye-captain]

*a distorted voice sounds around it. Like coming through a bunch of speakers all around it exept each speaker sounds slightly different. It's disorienting*

"Find as out of elements, astronomer?"

[eye-eye-captain]

*another strange crack opens and through it falls... a child?*

*she's in a jacket over a dress over a shirt with a bow tie. Her clothes don't seem to match. She wears a hat far too large for her. She looks around in wonderment. She seems to be around 5*

(Open roleplay)

[eye-eye-captain]

* A Goose is on the ship. Prepare for chaos.

The constant of creatures in this ship is not unusual. There is a higher mechanical mayhem then poultry

[eye-eye-captain]

LETS STEAL PETER WALTER

[eye-eye-captain]

(Eyemma have time fuck up wnd older sane captain is gonna show up)

[eye-eye-captain]

*falls asleep on you*

(Eye assume you mean the captains human-like part? Cause falling asleep on the captain is just... anywhere?)

[eye-eye-captain]

Captain! My favourite..being! Hi!

@archi-cas

!!!

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*the captain grabs its mask and shoves it on as its floor moves him toward its form and it turns just in time to grab him. It holds him close and tightly to itself with its many large arms. The proximity close enough that caspian hears the buzz and click and whrring and machine within the captain... and the slight ba-dum of heart which still bleeds. This quiet is held for a long moment till broken*

[eye-eye-captain]

*Kit can feel something change. Even with her head missing, Eklyps manages to feel their way back to the hallway where she first witnessed the Captain all those years ago...*

@codename--eklyps

*the captain is there. She can feel that. Despite the fact that the captain and it's presence are constantly all around there's always a particular feeling around the remnants of its once human form. Though that is becoming more intertwined with the ship that soon the Eye won't he distinguishable from the God. But at least for now the presence of that piece of it is unmistakable, even while headless.*

*the presence is paired with a scraping sound of metal against metal paired with the fainter sound of dripping and an even fainter fleshy rip. Toned underneath the static sounding from the captains "mouths" that everywhere round the ship.*

(Eklypse can currently hear, right? Eyeve wrote this from the perspective that eklypse can hear but can't see)

[codename--eklyps]

*The beheaded pilot takes a few more steps before tripping, and falls to her knees. Without eyes and ears, its quite hard to tell where the body is when the head is someplace else.*

[eye-eye-captain]

*there's a sudden other... presence in the room. Something strange. As if it breaks through reality. Before it dissapears. Both the strange new presence and the captains.*

[eye-eye-captain]

*Kit can feel something change. Even with her head missing, Eklyps manages to feel their way back to the hallway where she first witnessed the Captain all those years ago...*

@codename--eklyps

*the captain is there. She can feel that. Despite the fact that the captain and it's presence are constantly all around there's always a particular feeling around the remnants of its once human form. Though that is becoming more intertwined with the ship that soon the Eye won't he distinguishable from the God. But at least for now the presence of that piece of it is unmistakable, even while headless.*

*the presence is paired with a scraping sound of metal against metal paired with the fainter sound of dripping and an even fainter fleshy rip. Toned underneath the static sounding from the captains "mouths" that everywhere round the ship.*

(Eklypse can currently hear, right? Eyeve wrote this from the perspective that eklypse can hear but can't see)

[codename--eklyps]

*The beheaded pilot takes a few more steps before tripping, and falls to her knees. Without eyes and ears, its quite hard to tell where the body is when the head is someplace else.*

[eye-eye-captain]

*there's a sudden other... presence in the room. Something strange. As if it breaks through reality. Before it dissapears. Both the strange new presence and the captains.*

[eye-eye-captain]

*Kit can feel something change. Even with her head missing, Eklyps manages to feel their way back to the hallway where she first witnessed the Captain all those years ago...*

@codename--eklyps

*the captain is there. She can feel that. Despite the fact that the captain and it's presence are constantly all around there's always a particular feeling around the remnants of its once human form. Though that is becoming more intertwined with the ship that soon the Eye won't he distinguishable from the God. But at least for now the presence of that piece of it is unmistakable, even while headless.*

*the presence is paired with a scraping sound of metal against metal paired with the fainter sound of dripping and an even fainter fleshy rip. Toned underneath the static sounding from the captains "mouths" that everywhere round the ship.*

(Eklypse can currently hear, right? Eyeve wrote this from the perspective that eklypse can hear but can't see)