HELP IM IN LOVE WITH A 60 YEAR OLD MAN

katie-22-truly don't know anything-but i love everything

[sober2deathmp3-deactivated20221]

I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you…

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[skeilig]

this line is 50% funnier when you’re watching it in 2018 and you forget that it was made in 2003

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

then I freaked it

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[cityofartists]

The original looks more messed up to me now than the vine

[the-gang-makes-a-podcast-blog]

Only real tennis fans can name this iconic doubles team.

[pocmemes]

[victorious]

[bleubluemiss]

But did yall see the other ingredients. Oranges? Organic Pear juice?!? Bruh

[almightyzeeee]

This is at a Whole Foods

[seinfeldtv]

[thebluths]

Arrested Development season 5 premieres May 29th on Netflix !! 

IT’S HAPPENING !!!!!!!

[michellepsychologist]

😻amazing, pt.1

[winterstar95-deactivated2023110]

Always need good news stories

[growing-up-gay]

Just some positivity, because we could all use some more of this in our lives.

[baileywilson013]

Maybe misusing the name of God isn’t so much about saying the shallow words, “Oh my God,” as it is about using the name of God to justify discrimination, oppression, injustice, racism, slavery, xenophobia, poverty, sexism, islamophobia, ableism, homophobia, war, & the list can go on. 

[questions-within-questions]

Amen

[gaslightgallows]

When I was a wee little Gaslight attending Catholic Sunday schools, and then later in college when I was taking a Bible as Literature class, both my stolid neighborhood deacon and my dapper Protestant professor said almost the exact same thing:

“Taking the Lord’s name in vain isn’t when someone says ‘God damn it.’ It’s when a mortal, fallible human being presumes to put words in God’s mouth and say ‘This is what God wants you to do.’“

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[parttimepup]

Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/

[dogs4ge]

My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end

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[andrewbiird]

it’s been 3 days and i can’t stop thinking abt these

[polyhorde]

You missed the best part, my friend. These are just two photos from a whole book.

Please, enjoy this smattering of beauty and wonder.

[agent-absinthe]

These make me so happy

[missredherring]

I love all of these, but I am SCREAMING over the last one. 

Those boys are perfect.

[destinyrush]

[thebluthcompany]

[wyrmwizard]

sea anemone designed to sting, ensnare, and digest unsuspecting fish: *exists*

clownfish: