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Storm. Seattle. They/them.

[voxtek-official]

we built vox a new body !! i think i like this one better 🤭⛄️

- vel 😘❤️💜

[nodorokihousuke]

someone i don't like: starts talking to me

the button prompts in the corner of my vision:

[thomaswykes]

[not-a-cursed-amulet]

“You’re manipulating me.” First of all, I’m encouraging you. Second of all, you look hot when you’re susceptible to my influence.

[thesixthduke]

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[bigasspants]

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

[bigasspants]

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”

[merangelic]

Can you make graphic of pusheen the cat? In pastel colours or anything?

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ love your graphics! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

[bebx]

THEY ARE SO CUTE

[grox]

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

[limecircles]

[kragehund-est]

it actually is insane to me that it's a cultural norm for men to suck ass at getting their wives/gfs gifts. especially when they whine about how they have no idea what women like.

man, you're not getting a gift for Female Domestic Partner. you're getting a gift for Natalie, a person whom you have been married to for 7 years, whom has lived in the same home with you for a decade, whom speaks to you every day about her thoughts and interests, whom you presumably love, and whom you can directly or indirectly ask what she wants. it's not that you don't know what half the human population wants, that's irrelevant. you don't know what Natalie wants and that is inexcusable.

[sudaca-swag]

as a woman in the ozempics era you HAVE to have friends who eat normally (3-4 meals a day, no girl dinner bullshit) and who are always down to going to cafes and eating burguers and fries and stuff, I cannot stress how vital for your mental health it is to have friends with whom you feel free to say you're hungry at any time and with whom you feel free to eat as much as you want

[whitepeopletwitter]

[an-alarming-number-of-bees]

They’re more deserving of the uniform than most generals.

[mens-rights-activia]

Heroes

[memewhore]

Society couldn’t function without them.

[kaijutegu]

Society really couldn’t function without them. Anthropologist Robin Nagel did this fabulous ethnography of NYC sanitation workers called Picking Up where she actually became a sanitation worker herself. In NYC alone, there’s fewer than 10,000 sanitation workers dealing with a daily load of about 11,000 tons of garbage and 2,000 tons of recycling. It’s a more dangerous profession than firefighting or police work (cops and fire aren’t even in the top ten most dangerous jobs in the US), and if the sanitation workers aren’t able to do their jobs, cities become unlivable overnight.

(Also you should read that Robin Nagel book, it’s really fascinating. Even if you don’t live in a city, it’s a great read.)

[colinfeatherington]

the parallel between eloise forgiving and understanding penelope by going back and reading the copies of lady whistledown she saved and colin going on the same journey by reading pen’s letters he saved oh they really are her soulmates

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

Penelope: we can get the marriage annulled if you want

Colin: I’d actually rather die

[vocallywritten]

Colin Bridgerton truly is a man of action, but only if his family points out that he should do something first lol. His mom is like "hey you should maybe talk to Penelope before she gets engaged."

And Colin goes, "Yes, absolutely, good point. I'll go get engaged to Penelope immediately. Thanks mom."

And then Anthony goes, "Hey you should probably tell Penelope you love her with your words."

And Colin immediately stands up and is like, "Such a great point, I'm going NOW."

[grace-williams-xo]

I am in TEARS this is hands down the funniest Bridgerton tweet [edit: was not expecting it to quickly become my post popular post lmao here’s the link if you’re a twitter person]