trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

shark vs the universe

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noise dept.

#extradirty

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin

titsay
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN as ANAKIN SKYWALKER/DARTH VADER Ahsoka 1.05 | Shadow Warriors
FRIENDS (1994-2004) 4.09 The One Where They're Going to Party!
Rene Lalique, “Dancing Nymphs In A Frame Of Bats” brooch. C. 1902.
MYTH: Americans set off fireworks on the 4th of July, in honor of our Independence Day
FACT: Americans set off fireworks from approximately June 20th—July 20th, for no reason other than this is the time of year that you can literally buy them at any grocery store
I’ve been made.
JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.
Reblog every time it hits my Dash
i don’t know if elephants understand politics but i Highly doubt they would be republicans
I was convinced I had already posted more Reylo stuff in here…oh well🤷🏻♀️
Since Rey never got to touch his fluffy mane, I bring you relaxing hair-touching through the Force!
Yes the Force works that way, yes their Force Bond was made specifically for this purpose, yes this is very, very canon lol 😗
#rlweek2020 → day 4: dreams and hopes
“There must be one more,” he said, though whether he was speaking to her or the woman in the bed she could not say. “The dragon has three heads.”
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).
You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.
(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao
words to remember
Baby Yoda Grogu hearing his dad Din say his name for the first time
me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten