ave atque vale

John, I am a ridiculous man, redeemed only by the warmth and constancy of your friendship.

[voldemortgavemethetalk]

Why do I feel like Lovely Little Losers is just going to be a long, slow, somewhat painful burn that I will enjoy immensely the entire time?

[diamonds-are-broken-glass]

Okey, but imagine Bea finally coming to Wellington and when she arrives at the flat she just ignores Ben, and goes straight up to Peter and just hugs him for a long time. Because even though he did horrible things last year, she has been his friend longer than anybody else, and she can see how much he’s hurting. At first it’s awkward and Peter doesn’t know what to do, but after awhile he hugs back and starts crying, because finally somebody understands and is on his side.

[castingpatronuses]

(And believe me, I have tried.) x

[wallflowerwaitlist]

The camera is not an easy thing to camouflage… to CAMERAFLAGE

HE IS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF WHAT A DORK (via wallflowerwaitlist)

[megwinter]

[endofthelinecaptain]

Currently crying because even with the awkwardness between them, Peter was the only one to stand up for Balthazar at all in this video (“I’ve always liked Balthazar”) and you could almost see Balthazar gain a little confidence with someone backing him up (“And I’ve always liked Pedro”)

And you just know that if Peter had been there earlier when they were picking out movies or talking about Kit he would have been like “yeah we should watch that cartoon one” or “ok time to change to the subject”

[namtan]

[wallflowerwaitlist]

balthazar suggesting a movie and shrugging it off when both his friends disregard it

balthazar letting his friends tease him about kit

balthazar lowkey feeling uncomfortable about ben poking fun at peter and texting him instead of barging in on him and his privacy

balthazar sitting quietly while the others argue over his name and insisting he doesn’t mind what he’s called

balthazar getting hit straight in the head with a bowl of popcorn and continuing to laugh and not mention it

[hoechloin]

Tyler Posey Strips Down @ MTV Fandom Awards

[proudvaginaowner-deactivated201]

Stand up by Donald Glover live from New York and speaking the damn harsh truth.

[dapenguinninja]

Speaking on male privilege

[ashprincessmidna]

Always walk a girl back.

[virtualmeanie-deactivated202005]

[f-ndoms]

it’s so hard hiding the truth from your friends…

[iansmckellen]

[endquestionmark]

#the only thing that keeps jim running so fast is the idea that the man behinds him wants nothing better to strangle him #and the thing that keeps bones running is the thought that he really really wants to strangle the guy two feet in front of him #this is how they’ve learned to escape day-to-day threats to their life (vulcany)

[laurelvictory]

#i thought this was going to be a deep feelings-y meta on their relationship #but it was so much better

[flamande]

[mysticmisfit89-deactivated20140]

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

[stickystigmata-deactivated20190]

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

[bioticdisaster]

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

[ghirahim]

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

[fuzzyfishesandscaleymice-deacti]

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

[medie]

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.” Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people. I’ve always said that moose hunting season is the one time of the year we’re allowed to fight back.

[violent-darts]

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night. Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

[harukami]

I’ve definitely talked with people who thought moose were deer-sized or maybe horse-sized and I was like NO YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND MOOSE ARE TERRIFYING

Moose are terrifying, you guys.

[soulkind-blog]

I finally live on a province where moose and deer exist.

I do not drive at night in fear of meeting one. If you hit a moose going 90 on a highway, not only is your car trashed, you are probably trashed. I’ve seen cars that got wrecked and there seems to be a consensus that at least half the time, the giant fucking beastie just shakes itself off and continues gallumphing along the countryside.

[warsfeils-deactivated20200620]

If you fucking hit a moose with your car and their legs go through your windshield, congratulations, you are dead. Massive hooves kicking you to death? Yeah. 

Moose are fucking terrifying. Bull moose won’t fuck with you too much unless you fuck with them, but the time a bull moose casually swaggered his way past 7 year old me when I was sledding literally put me off winter sports for a solid month. 

Momma moose and their babies, though? I legitimately had to call in to work to be like “ey yo there is a moose in my driveway and I can’t get out” AND MY MANAGERS UNDERSTOOD.

Moose. MOOSE.

[stuffertystuffstuff-blog]

Congratulations Canada! Your wildlife has successfully freaked out and Australian.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

So Thranduil riding a moose wasn’t an exaggeration?

[prismatic-bell]

I went “eh, Photoshop.”

And then got as far as “no, you don’t understand, our moose really do get that big” and scrolled back up, and entirely without my consent the phrase “sweet holy Jesus“ came flying out of my mouth. I think I just begged for protection from a deity I don’t even worship and I live in Arizona.

This puts my “I was chased by a snapping turtle the size of a manhole cover” story to shame, man. Holy fucking shit on a stick.

[kateordie]

GUYS YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW

[insideageniusmind]

Okay thranduil rides an elk ^^^ but I love moose they’re my fav

[hiddenhogwarts]

Molly Weasley knowing her youngest is trans long before Ginny comes out, and reassuring her daughter that “we’ll still get you new clothes as quick as we can, dear. Ron’s hand-me-downs just wont do, will they?”, whenever Ginny worries about her transitioning being a burden to her family.

Molly Weasley immediately accepting the fact that Ron likes girls, “but also wouldn’t mind dating a guy like Krum”, and instead of making a big deal about it, just tells him embarrassing tales of her romantic life.

Molly Weasley finding out about Aspie Hermione and helping her sew weights into her robes and making her stim toys and teaching her spells to help with noise. (And never hesitanting in any of this, even when’s she’s mad at Hermione, because her anger will never overshadow her need to care).

Molly Weasley send the Twins constant letters reminding them to study, as well as little ways she finds to improve focus, and reminding them that even if their ADHD makes it too hard sometimes, she’s still so proud of them.

Molly Weasley doing everything she can to help Percy feel comfortable with his OCD, even in the chaos of the Burrow, and never going into his room because she knows it makes him paranoid, and not getting mad if his compulsions get in the way of her cleaning.

Molly Weasley meeting Ginny’s new friend Luna, who switches pronouns whenever, and always making sure to ask Luna for the proper ones whenever they see each other. 

Molly Weasley sending howlers to anyone at Hogwarts who makes fun of Harry for the panic attacks he has. (Malfoy ends up with quite a few of them).

Molly Weasley happily accepting that she’ll never have grandchildren from her ace aro son Charlie, who prefers dragons to people anyway.

Molly Weasley sending extra care-packages to Hogwarts, with strict instructions to “give to whoever needs it most”.

Molly Weasley being a safe place for all her kids to turn to, even the ones she didn’t raise.

Molly Weasley being a Mother with a capital M.

[hydrogencellophane]

I love this.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[bootymax]

"Hey jim, what was your halloween costume last year?" 'i was a fridge'

[lazy-vulcan]

[twinhearts]

If you don’t love British tv you’re wrong.