Fandom and Whatnot

Robin. 20. I like puns and when people vaccinate their children. 

[stevencharleston]

Report: White Man in Local College Class Will Not Shut the Fuck Up

[stevencharleston]

i really enjoy looking at the tags on this post

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

male entitlement in academic spaces is so boring. can’t tell you how many times i’ve been in a class and a girl gives a short, insightful analysis, and then a dude raises his hand and says “jumping off of that…” then says literally the same thing she said but longer and worse.

[zurizaldun-deactivated20241104]

I hate to be that guy, but it doesn’t just happen to women. The assholes who do that will do that to anyone who’s analysis isn’t sufficiently complex and long winded for them. 

Been done to me by people of both genders. 

Also I have been guilty of doing this, so I apologize. Because I was overly excited and just couldn’t wait to talk…. yeah. 

(Nothing is ever clear cut eh….) 

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

dude.

[221cbakerstreet]

this is art

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

[maverlok]

So if my students finish a quiz/test early, I ask them to draw me stuff on the back (partly so those who need more time are less self-conscious about still having the test out, partly because fuck yeah, pictures), and it may be the single best decision of my career.

In the past couple of weeks, I’ve told these kids that (a) the Romans believed there were demons in their public toilets and (b) the word for “janitor” comes from “ianitor”, which means “(door) guard”.

So now I’m getting drawings of superhero janitors taking on toilet demons, and it’s so beautiful.

[maverlok]

Aaaaand today a student showed me a video of himself lighting a fire in his toilet while chanting the conjugation of the word “to be”.

He said he wanted to recreate the ancient toilet demons, and I have concerns.

[interrobang-incorporated]

K… but why conjugations of to be?

[maverlok]

My students kept forgetting how to conjugate esse, so I turned it into a rhythmic chant that I had them say over and over. The problem is that when you chant ANYTHING in Latin it sounds like you’re summoning a demon, which they decided was awesome, so uh. Now I’ll just be randomly walking through the hallway and hear voices chanting, “sum es est! sumus estis sunt!”

I’m 99% sure my colleagues think I’ve started a cult.

[kianahsaro]

Keep doing what you’re doing. I’m sure everyone will turn out all the better for it.

[othelo]

I love girls who are proud and uninhibited about their intelligence and will brag about their accomplishments and take no shit from pretentious boys who look down on women in their field. girls who are outspoken and a bit arrogant and ambitious in a world where we are told that we must hide our intellect and to always put the needs of others (i.e. men) in front of our own are amazing

[voldemortgavemethetalk]

Molly: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Molly: ...Not you, Harry. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

[mcdonald-s]

[hokaegu]

oh my lord this pleases me

[themaraudera]

Lily: *looking at james pulling off sth stupid* i can’t believe i’m gonna sleep with him

Marlene: well you don’t have to

Lily: nah, i’m gonna

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I ordered Jimmy Johns and it took the delivery man 5 minutes and 1 second to bring me my food and he showed up with a katana and my sandwich and said “I’m so sorry, I’ve gone over my time promise, please, dispose of me, I am worthless” and handed me the katana and I was like “yo what, I don’t care dude, go back to your work it’s fine” and he was like “THEN BOSS WILL DISPOSE OF ME YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND I BROKE THE PROMISE” and then cops showed up and started shooting at him and was like “YOU’RE TOO KIND LADY, HE MUST DIE, ITS A LAW.” and then one cop started swinging the katana at his neck then I woke up

[bennyboxx]

Source name. Keep forgetting to look at source names

[vampirevvekend-deactivated20190]

one time at h&m i thought a guy was a mannequin so i started feeling the material of his coat and i screamed when he moved and we were both really freaked out

[deadbeatmaker]

no offense but male protagonists whose strength comes from empathy, compassion and humanity will always be more interesting than snarky assholes who punch everything and treat everyone around them like shit

[mydearthisbe]

“Animagi can only take on the form of one specific animal. This animal form is not chosen by the wizard, but determined by their personality and inner traits.” [x] 

A sentimental thought: Because James, Sirius and (at the time) Peter, were so dedicated to helping their friend, it’s very likely that their animagus forms were useful to Remus because that was what they wanted. Because their loyalty to him was so strong that their bodies would simply have to take on forms strong or swift enough to approach a werewolf. 

[ruinedchildhood]

💯💯💯💯💯💯

[prongsno]

the hardest part about being a ff writer is I AM NOT WITTY ENOUGH

[fuckyeahexistentialism]

[dealanexmachina]

2017 Mood

[upthehillart]

“Morning, Wood ;)”

“Very funny.”

[everyday-deeds-deactivated20180]

Every Agatha Christie’s Poirot case wrap-up, every time.

[burntcopper]

#you come into my house #you insult my moustache

[jottingprosaist]

Do you think that is the moustache of a man who does not LIVE for melodrama???

[moyaofthemist]

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(sorry for shouting, but open enrollment is only nov 1 - dec 15 this year with minimal advertising to tell folks it’s open. go. please. get yourself covered.)

[elshalarossa]

Signal Boost: One more month for healthcare enrollment!  

Open enrollment ends on 12/15/2017. If you need coverage, don’t wait.