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Will \wəl, (ə)l, əl, ˈwil\ Nintendo Friend Code: SW-6802-1261-8428 29 yo homo living in CO, USA | former scientist, biology nerd

[throwbackblr]

[mylittledigitalfootprint]

got my thinking pussy on

[kragehund-est]

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

[the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod]

What are your thoughts on musk?

[kragehund-est]

i hope he dies

[fairycosmos]

“potentially mature content” Well that’s just my gay friend

[fairycosmos]

on the gay friend website no less

[anarchblr]

[anarchblr]

Happy Labor Day!

[akashicrecord]

[akashicrecord]

Make some noise Little Noemsters

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Top ten men

Yes sir right away sir

[ahotknife]

in my head i do everything right

[wetheurban]

and if you can lose someone you never imagined losing, you can find something you never imagined having.

[silvervnrouge]

[theconcealedweapon]

[f-slurs-anonymous]

This is tumblr you can say fags

And so can you! Isn’t it incredible?! Ahhahahahhahahah

[throathole]

A cum bomb detonated in my fuck canal ✍🏻

[anakipanti]

[intern-seraph]

happy flattest flat fuck friday of the year to all who celebrate

[intern-seraph]

IT IS ONCE AGAIN THE FLATTEST FLAT FUCK FRIDAY OF THE YEAR! CHAG SAMEACH!

[intern-seraph]

Happy time of year when this post gets a hundred more notes (chag pesach sameach!)

[mi-ciudad]

IMPREGNATE ME or die trying at least

[synfullewrecche]

i hope everything works out for you gay man on tumblr

[were--ralph]

The clitoris is the powerhouse of the vagina

[were--ralph]

I can say anything