Hello Everyone

Hello my name is Jordan and I'm very socially awkward.

[clickerpunk]

A true fashionista.

[aliform]

I love her

[ellienmity]

“the horrors” is such a good phrase for when anyone experiences anything. going to work? thats the horrors. thinking about a really awful time of your life? the horrors. waking up before youre supposed to and not being able to fall back asleep? also the horrors

[flloom-galaxy]

[meltedknives-deactivated2023110]

[emeraldwhale]

Fermenting in a butch honoring way

[emeraldwhale]

I MEANT FEMME NOT FERMENTING

[thesexiestselkie]

[remusfinglupin]

She’s everything He’s just Ben

[schzunabe]

[hgsn-moved]

“we must make sure you do not appear here again. bailiff, whack his peepee.”

*whack sound*

*Mel Blanc scream*

[partycoffin]

Hand mixers and Sewing Machines are Two different Types of horses

[partycoffin]

These are wild animals… Untamed Stallions…

[mctreeleth]

They respond well to a confident handler, but they can smell fear and will act up if they don’t respect you. Other horses include printers and hot glue guns.

[james-p-sullivan]

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

[wulfhalls]

me contemplating the human condition

[pondwitch]

i wish more people knew about delta’s recent efforts to end furphobia in the workplace

[thebigspikey]

his fucking paws are too big for the switches and buttons we’re all gonna fucking die

[willgrahamscock]

nothing more homoerotic than two unstable gays trying to kill each other, it’s called love sorry you’ve never felt it

[luisonte]

Coño don limpio

[glitterhoney2]

mr clean off the shits

[lesbianralzarek]

am fascinated by the implication that this person thinks that a backflip clean out of his pants and onto a swing would be easier

[lystring]

[mikkeneko]

mr clean back on the shits

[marcelock]

based moffat

[pulchrabelle]

[captoring]

by @hijynkz

[monsieurenjlolras]

[sleepy-bebby]

ultraviolence

[only-tiktoks]

[makahitaki]

[changelingsrule]

This has better practical effects than a marvel movie.

[crazy-brazilian]

[dogencool]

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop