Clementine

29 - Texan - Animal Lover

[ruinedchildhood]

[faggottt]

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

[labias]

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@mrdoodle

[394627486283962718494]

I never wanna see another video that isn’t this

[toxicmortyz-blog-deactivated202]

[sunfortune]

okay but did they lie tho…

[the-real-eye-to-see]

She did not even try to refute these words

[fratboykate]

Imagine having to sit down and type this tweet because there are enough idiots out there doing that…

[trapstrblog]

[sbrown82]

America: 

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

[thebestoftumbling]

Lesson for today… You can’t stay mad with squeaky shoes…

[cornwallacebienbenaruoo-deactiv]

You know what, I often need to chill the fuck down, so the answer is yes, i’m gonna buy myself squeaky shoes

[stayupllfted]

literally the cutest everytime i see it

[snumelhp]

this makes me way too happy.

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

This made me smile so hard

[amusementforme]

[oolongs]

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

[jambearie]

*clears throat*

Titties

[tastefullyoffensive]

To battle! (via Emma_The_Ward)

[vanilla-latte]

[oldmillie-deactivated20221107]

Live in the moment. Your weight doesn’t define you.

[blackmodel]

he set himself up LMAO

[pardonmewhileipanic]

did…. did he speak about himself in the third person?

[flavoracle]

Twitter has a 140 character limit, yet I still found a way to tell one of the longest and most obnoxious knock-knock jokes of all time within a single tweet.

I am more proud of this accomplishment than any human right has the right to be.

[yd12k]

The dads are evolving

[werewolfpresident]

They have learned our technology, they control our communication