Ignore Me for A Moment

Hi, I'm Random. Don't mind me, just...minding my own business (or at least try'na).

[pillowspace]

Recently been a fan of just saying "sorry" whenever my friends experience a minor inconvenience, not to suggest that I am sorry that happened to them, but to suggest that I am somehow inexplicably at fault and will probably do it again

[unlinked08-deactivated20260331]

EVERYONE IS SO CONFUSED IN YOUR POST I'm just sitting back here watching like "wow... this really isn't a normal occurrence for people"

anyways. slendlr mutuals attack

@beebisbeeble

@bear-man74

@sir-qwillian-ferne

@jestersdlc

uhm

@antfarmingantfarms

I don't. remember everyone else. and I think most everyone on this list is asleep

[bear-man74-deactivated20241221]

This is just being Canadian, idk what you're on about.

[pillowspace]

[starzxcy]

bkdk my loves

[ughuansbeimss-deactivated202303]

At the moment how I feel

[loki104-uwu-deactivated20251014]

[smokeycoyote]

I JUST opened this app and I’m being ATTACKED

[marlynnofmany]

We do deserve dogs.

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[blueskittlesart]

with every note on this post i understand christianity slightly less

[longmanjim]

important addition in the tags I think!

[queenwendy]

Very important addition in the tags.

Also, as a lego nerd and an agnostic who’s done a pinch of research I’m pretty sure a lego spaceship stronger than jesus is heresy, but I’ll ask an expert @heresylog

[heresylog]

It’s heresy but the child can have a little heresy. As a treat.

[shannoneichorn]

As a Christian aerospace engineer, I am all in on this heresy.

The spaceship is a physical item, imbued with the strength of a child's imagination. As such, we're discussing the design intent mechanical strength, rather than the metaphysical strength of Jesus' power.

Now, as a carpenter, Jesus was pretty strong. But as a spaceship (and I'm going to assume it's a reentry vehicle, too, because I doubt this child planned multiple stages), the hull will have to withstand both atmospheric pressure difference* and the stresses (aerodynamic and thermal) of reentry. Even a carpenter shouldn't be able to bang on it and make a dent. (Not allowing Jesus tools here, because the comparison is on his physical strength and we do not introduce physical defects to heat shields by chipping at them.)

*14.7 psid doesn't sound like all that much. Bike tires, after all, run around 60 psi, which is roughly 45 psid. But if you happened to see the world's largest vacuum chamber in the beginning of the first Avengers movie, you might have noticed that the 3-foot-thick aluminum wall was not enough for 15 psid, and it also had a 6-foot-thick (at the bottom) concrete wall to take some of the pressure. (Granted, that vacuum chamber is probably way bigger than the design intent spaceship, which affects the thickness of the walls.)

I think the kid is right and the spaceship is stronger than Jesus. (It's also less forgiving, but the kid can learn about the harsh realities of spaceflight when he's older.)

[ryan-sometimes]

Do non Brazilians/Filipinos know about Brazilippines…. Brazilians and Filipinos randomly decided that we were two sides of the same coin and have now become besties

[noobsomeexagerjunk]

I knew I bookmarked this Brazilippines thread for good reason

[imperfectlibrarian]

[facelesspastel]

[facelesspastel]

Is it just me or does the images in tumblr do not load in all of the devices no matter what I do for weeks now.

[facelesspastel]

Oh, it's fixed now. Thank you.

[facelesspastel]

Is it just me or does the images in tumblr do not load in all of the devices no matter what I do for weeks now.

[hanfu-mermay]

@歷蜀記Lishuji

🍲火鍋底料 hot pot base

[magichemist]

[dionysianmirth]

【火鍋底料 hot pot base】 牛油 beef tallow 辣椒 pepper 小蔥 shallots 香菜 parsley 洋蔥 onion 大蒜 garlic 黃姜 ginger 豆瓣 bean 花椒 prickly ash 啤酒 beer 八角 star anise 草果 tsaoko 甘草 licorice 白扣 cardamom 香草 vanilla 香皮 silkvine 陳皮 tangerine peel 丁香 clove 毕勃 piper 良姜 galangar 黃桂 yellow cinnamon 桂皮 cinnamon 毛沙仁 mao fructus amomi 香菜籽 coriander seed 梔子 gardenia 千里香 orange jasmine 沙仁 fructus amomi 香草 vanilla 山楂 hawthorn 香果 pimi 香果 pimienta 小茴香 fennel 木香 woody 老扣 katsumadai 山奈 kencur 香葉 bay leaf 老白乾 white liquor 冰糖 crystal sugar @歷蜀記lishuji /kwai

[jack-redacted-files]

I love u so much for adding the translation I love you so much I love you so dearly I am so

[cricketcat9]

I’m hyperventilating 😲

[nastynas1991]

when i reblog a post like this i'm trying to recreate the experience of you walking into the living room where an episode of "how it's made" is playing and you become stun locked into standing there and watching the whole thing

[daughterofscotland]

Note to myself: It is way too hot to have Hot Pot today. Also note to myself: Clearly my measly little bit of base for home use has not enough cinnamon in it to make me even notice it, because whoops, I am allergic.

[facelesspastel]

With how much spices there are in the broth, must have been pretty prestigious. I want to eat there so bad even though I would probably end up broke af

[floofkvist]

local tallmen siblings torment elf with internet show quotes, more at eleven

[mxfishtastic]

I hate that I instantly recognized the text as Drawfee but also yes GOOD SHIT cute art :3

[pogasm]

[that-weird-art-girl-deactivated]

Always get the itemized list, babes. ALWAYS.

Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for "damages" when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to take an arm and a leg as well.

Ask for the itemized list, you will be surprised how fast they come back with a "huh, that's weird, I can't seem to find where these damages are coming from" and let that shit go.

People WILL try to screw you on all kinds of routine and mundane shit. Don't let them.

[the-trash-eating-llama]

[assortedinsanities]

Once got out of 750 bucks charged for a service by simply asking them to provide for which months the bill was. Turns out there was no bill whatsoever.

People whose job it is to bill you always seem to be making silly little mistakes like that, so it is important to help them out by asking for evidence that could be admissable in court. Just to help those little sillies out 😄

[facelesspastel]

Sometimes, I just want mute other people here in tumblr, not block them.

I know, I know. You don't need a good reason to block people and you can do whatever you wanted because it's nothing personal and you shouldn't feel guilty about but still. Personally, blocking means you don't want to do anything about them—not now and not ever. That you couldn't potentially be friendly with one another. It's something that I would always hesitate about except when it comes to bots nasty individuals.

I don't want to block people, bar them from seeing my content, reblogs, etc or interacting with me just because I don't like most of their content. I just don't want to see it, but I'd like to see their thoughts and such on particular stuff whenever our paths incidentally intersect, and that they're welcome to hit with me if they want. I'd like to keep my and others' options open, and if that includes not blocking people, so be it.

If only tumblr can adopt what ao3 did, where you could mute their works but could still interact with you, it would be much easier to not feel guilty about it.

Just my honest thoughts ◉⁠‿⁠◉

[facelesspastel]

Sometimes, I just want mute other people here in tumblr, not block them.

I know, I know. You don't need a good reason to block people and you can do whatever you wanted because it's nothing personal and you shouldn't feel guilty about but still. Personally, blocking means you don't want to do anything about them—not now and not ever. That you couldn't potentially be friendly with one another. It's something that I would always hesitate about except when it comes to bots nasty individuals.

I don't want to block people, bar them from seeing my content, reblogs, etc or interacting with me just because I don't like most of their content. I just don't want to see it, but I'd like to see their thoughts and such on particular stuff whenever our paths incidentally intersect, and that they're welcome to hit with me if they want. I'd like to keep my and others' options open, and if that includes not blocking people, so be it.

If only tumblr can adopt what ao3 did, where you could mute their works but could still interact with you, it would be much easier to not feel guilty about it.

Just my honest thoughts ◉⁠‿⁠◉

[artsy-biggirl]

Mobility assistance

[kittensforbrowncoats]

Roll Mobility

Roll Mobility

[irontacotimemachine]

I used to use a wheelchair and it's been quite a while but now I push a stroller around and oh lordy nothing has gotten better. Bringing back all the memories.

[that-bluesybitch]

[dduane]

"HOT VIKING GUYS ARE WAITING TO MEET CHASTE ENGLISH LADIES IN YOUR AREA"

[ecrivainsolitaire]

They bathed WEEKLY. English nobility couldn't keep up with the hygiene routines of fucking pirates.

[darinaethelaianprophet]

Not sure how trustworthy can we be of genocidal Anglo Saxons, but it does speak volumes that a thing like bathing weekly would be considered abhorrent enough to a point where, should even one viking be witnessed doing it, it would be assumed they all do it and that they would be shamed for it.

Also what the fuck, did women not deserve clean boinkings in the past or something ?

[epoxyconfetti]

[queen-mihai]

I love your grandpa and this is gonna do NUMBERS here

[always-coffee]

This is delightful!

[dragonsrequiem]

Please tell your grandfather that map is a treasure and my mom (also a rock hound) anytime we get out from home for anytime is “ok, so this rock.” and she’ll point out colors or lines make them unique.

She passed on her love of rocks and love of maps and a map made of rocks collected from there and just That Map is awesome!

[bearotonin-international]

No wonder sun bears are so good at Existential Tuesdays if this is how their mothers raise them

[fuckyeah-bears]

pissed y’all aren’t appreciating the multiple levels of puns here

[fuckyeah-bears]

guess I really should have lowered my expectations for people appreciating elevated pun humor

[bearotonin-international]

gotta uplift some quality puns

[bearotonin-international]

boosting this once again because we feel these puns are up there with some of our best

[fuckyeah-bears]

@orangepeelsandsoup I gotchu

so. All the puns have to do with the fact the mama sun bear is lifting her cub. The first pun in the op is that mama is raising her cub — raising being the physical lifting she is doing to kiddo and also the parent rearing teaching baby to function like adult bear. second pun is “multiple levels” of puns. A play on the height of baby (also pretty sure I had a pun in the original tags but can’t remember right now lol).

third pun is “lowered expectations” and “elevated pun humor” both again plays on the height of baby and how mama is lifting him up high

fourth pun “uplift quality puns” - again mama lifting baby up

fifth pun “boosting” again a height/lift pun, cause mama giving baby a boost.

sixth pun “these puns are up there” because baby is up there chillin in the air

and bonus tag puns from the most recent reblog

[lexidius]

the son is rising and these puns are brightening everyone's day even if they might be a little too much to bear

[bearotonin-international]

The sun son is indeed rising ☀️

[bearotonin-international]

Fellow pun lovers and appreciators rise up

[bearotonin-international]

bringing this back up because it never got the level of appreciation we feel it deserves