french hair and ocean-y eyes

I'm that kind of person who tells people to step out of their comfort zone and "just do it" but never dares to do so by herself.

[huenjin]

domestic disturbance.

summary — there’s a murder in the richest neighborhood of seoul and there’s no better detectives to find the killer besides you and bang chan. or, in which you and chan have to be a pretend couple to catch a killer.

pairing — bang chan x reader

genre — fluff, crime, smut | detectives!au, fwb!au, fake marriage!au

word count — 21k words.

warnings — mentions of crime, ie, blood, killings, (one line of) gruesome murder scene, language, along with a whodunnit plot, mentions of cheating (not the main leads), and smut | smut specifications under the cut

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[incorrectshakespeare]

act I, scene I

Romeo: But, well, I have this crush on this girl.

Benvolio: Mmm-hmm.

Romeo: That's all.

Benvolio: That's all?

Romeo: And I think about her lot, and I play clarinet.

Benvolio: Romeo! You got to be kidding me.

Romeo: And I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night.

Benvolio: Romeo, that stuff's not weird. Those are just- well, the poetry thing is weird.

[drunken-shakespeare]

Romeo: FUCK!

Benvolio: Language.

Mercutio: English.

[classic-lit-memes4u]

Benvolio: but Romeo we hate the Capulets!

Romeo:

[meiselr]

1000 Picspams Challenge | #915 - Modern Mercutio & Benvolio

[i-have-a-soul-of-lead]

If Mercutio had lived:

[rudestmechanical]

mercutio: what’s he gonna do, stab me???

benvolio: YES MERCUTIO HE WILL STAB YOU THATS MY FUCKING POINT FOR FUCKS SAKE MERCUTIO WHAT THE FUCK ROMEO BACK ME UP ON THIS

romeo: *dreamy sigh* i wanna bone juliet

[murdershetexted]

tag yourself i’m mercutio 

[mountaingoatsmp3]

mercutio: *gets stabbed*

benvolio: hoe don't do it

mercutio: ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man

benvolio: oh my god

[my-nameless-bliss]

what benvolio says: an hour before the worshipp’d sun peer’d forth the golden window of the east, a troubled mind drave me to walk abroad

what benvolio means: i was sneaking back from mercutio’s

[facepalmingsuhoe]

YOU 👏 CANT 👏LOVE👏SOMEONE👏INTO👏LOVING👏THEMSELVES👏

[realstraykids]

JISUNG’S FACE WHEN EVERYONE VOTED TO KILL HIM OFF IN MAFIA IS SLKDFSLDFJ

[realstraykids]

hello to you too

[changlixie]

Squishy Jeongin

Bonus: Hyunjin thinks so too!

[hyyunjinn]

well hello to you too

[goddamnitkastle]

goddamnitkastle presents: A thread of Kastle cliches we should have gotten/gotten more of but we were untimely robbed of them and I will probably not get over it any time soon

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[facepalmingsuhoe]

God I love these posts

[pinkmatters-deactivated20220507]

IN生 TEASER