i have fallen into critical role hell, help

enne. thirties. they/them. i don't even know what this blog is anymore.

[brandonlees]

Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth.

V FOR VENDETTA 2005, dir. James McTeigue

[fractiousrvt]

I think my favorite genre of fanfiction is when the author says something like "this was meant to be 3 chapters but it's actually going to be 5" in the notes at the end of a chapter and you can look up at the chapter count and it's like 15 or something

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[clonehub]

Rahul Kohli made the mistake of saying reylo doesn't make him horny and then he apologized saying it DOES make him horny and now this is happening in the comments under his apology

[clonehub]

Context.

His apology:

[queenaryastark]

[theyshutmedownagain]

[teaboot]

Jesus christ I love humanity

[loserwithanartacc]

Cooking up another laudna sketch because I’m feeling normal abt her rn

This scene was so fucking cool

[victusinveritas]

[kawareo]

I had chickens. They remember exactly who they are.

[orym-blossoms]

Remember when the Nein went to Essek's Towers in Rosohna and they were empty, bland, sterile, and every door was locked? He barely knew what to offer them when he'd invited them to breakfast.

Now he has a home that's warm, and lived in, an absolute MESS, where guests are allowed to wander freely. Where there is tea and stale cookies and the touches of his friends; where he takes off his mantle and dons the scarf of the man he loves because it smells like him and it isn't quite *home* without him.

The story of a life profoundly changed.

[smilelikeawolf]

Ayden openly weeps.

Ayden: "I didn't want Father to be right. I wanted to save them."

Sarenrae: "I did, too."

He looks at Asmodeus' form on the floor.

Ayden: "Why must it always be like this?"

Asmodeus: "Don't shed your tears. Don't shed your tears. I wanted us to be together and you chose them. You think you're a little boy, but you are a scrap of skin. You had a chance for us to be family and now we're something else. I HATE YOU AND I ALWAYS WILL. From now until the stars twinkle out of the sky into darkness! Forever."

Pelor: "Do not lie to me!"

Asmodeus vanishes.

[memewhore]

[protagonistically]

[time-traveling-fetus]

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[floweroflaurelin]

I will keep your promise. I will be worthy.

—

Goodbye, Emissary 😢😢

[noshirdalal]

Before he's torn from The Lawbearer to become The Emissary, he and The Lawbearer are one. Lawbearer is keeping vigil over the other avatars as they prepare to board the ship to Aeor, and Wildmother says to her followers, "Find those who are worthy, and take them home." This is the last thing The Emissary remembers before awakening in his new form, and becomes his singular focus - to be Worthy of his Mothers, so that someone will bring him back home. He's so scared to be left down here alone.

[hexmaniacmareen]

can you imagine being THIS cool

[owowatsdiss]

Context.

[safitheartist]

WHY IS THE CONTEX EVEN BETTER?!

[only-cat-memes]

[rain-droplet]

help him

[balleater]

asking "am i the only mortal in this room?" and the 15 year old standing there saying yes is SO funny.

[balleater]

the 15 year old is a god but the massive chunk of ice and stone is just a guy