Satan worships me.

V//26// they/them// this is a very random blog sorry

[ndsoda]

“You’re not Hikaru, are you?”

[420technoblazeit]

theyre calling 'hikaru' an evil spirit meanwhile he's wrapping himself in a blanket skipping school and crying his eyes out because he's scared yoshiki doesn't love him. evil spirit WHERE. ignore the villagers he's been violently murdering

[fab2twerk4u]

;;;

[faerynova]

started watching tshd with my sister

[felix]

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

[felix]

[courtofthevampireking]

[killer-arcade]

[courtofthevampireking]

[iliacobserva]

let me inside ur ribcage i promise i can be trusted in there just let me innnnnnnn

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[punkrock-bottom]

[madlori]

so how am I ever supposed to quit this stupid website when there's just casual shakespeare jokes on the reg

[bigwizardhat]

obsessed with the woman at the dmv who replied with a firm “no” when asked if she wanted to be an organ donor but when the clerk asked “do you want junk mail? we sell your name and address to companies” she paused and gave a very thoughtful yet decisive “…yeah”

[tuna-core]

damn is this a new era of tumblr fake stories

[bigwizardhat]

is it truly that difficult to believe that some people are just bizarre

[bigwizardhat]

out of all the responses from ppl that have never been outside i’d say this is my favorite. like have you never just been in a room with other people that are speaking

[ruinedchildhood]

[kiwi-kuns-art-tumb]

Capitalism. Specifically, companies can't market to children, and it's easier to resell a metal shoebox than a building with any level of identity.

[ruinedchildhood]

[shoebillstork]

Dungeon meshi is about taking care of yourself physically so you can be fucking insane at full capacity

[sunshine-tattoo]

eat a good meal and get plenty of rest so that you can reach new levels of autism and faggotry

[fragranticareviewers]

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)

[humanpersonface]

Additional update to this

[lizluvscupcakes]

[luckykittycolor]

[obfuscobble]

GET WRAPPED UP, KITTY! GET LOVED AND CHERISHED!

[cornistasiathecoblinking]

The eyes slowly closing as sleep takes them makes it

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hamster-is-tired]

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

[icarus-died-laughing]

always reblog italian manwhore summer

[kalichnikov]

“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I'm pregnant and I don't give a fuck whos it is

[kylostantrums]

why would you hide this in the tags