“I’ll turn into bugs, don’t make me do it.”
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Cosimo Galluzzi

shark vs the universe

Love Begins
Monterey Bay Aquarium

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Claire Keane
we're not kids anymore.

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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sheepfilms

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@faenthir
“I’ll turn into bugs, don’t make me do it.”
Tip: you can microwave stale croissant for 15-20 seconds and it will become soft and warm and nice. Cut it open, put butter in it. Peace and love
Tip: you can refrigerate stale croissant for 3-6 hours and it will become mushy and cold and unpleasant. It won't cut well, so just put a big clump of cold, hard butter on it. Strife and hatred.
Tip: you can do nothing to a stale croissant for any arbitrary length of time and it will remain as is. Do not cut it, or add butter. Stasis and stagnation.
Tip: actually, if you do nothing to a stale croissant, it will grow a fluffy bread mold with many potential colors (white, green, etc), which, if left long enough, will consume the entire croissant for you. I would not advise cutting it. Adding butter may get you a second type of mold. Decay and rot.
how you feel about people with mandibles?
kiss carefully
You just had to be there I guess.
very well, i shall smoke this “bowl” with you. but take warning! henceforth i may become quite….. silly…
(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it
Snake mantis, Kongobatha diademata, Nanomantidae
Photographed at Airlie Beach in Australia by Steve & Alison1
Shared with permission; do not remove credit or re-post!
"Frostbite spider"
Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Art by Ray Lederer
letting my wife kill me during sex does not make me a bottom or a sub. it simply means i love my wife
i can’t talk rn, i’m doing hot girl shit *reanimates a corpse*