FaggyFreddy

Whhhat up?! U found my new blog!

[theslayprint]

This is how you’re SUPPOSED to shake hands. Fellas take notes.

[ruinedchildhood]

[bunjywunjy]

let him in

[gahdamnpunk]

Is this the..Hallmark cinematic universe??

[loseyoutoloveme]

Ariana Grande as Regina George, Torrance Shipman, Jenna Rink, and Elle Woods.

[frikiskrew]

[groovymum]

they’re going to be mcfreakin sorry now

[im-leslie-knope]

[iamawandmaker]

Mamma Mia Wrap Party

[kristilynn]

If I could visit one even in history the Mama Mia Wrap party would be that event.

[kyleehenke]

how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target

[amporazz]

to be fair im sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target

[iesika]

In the brutal unforgiving wilderness false positives cost nothing and false negatives are expensive. You’re better off being afraid of something that can’t hurt you than not afraid of something that can hurt you.

In a world where we mostly aren’t in danger, day to day, as long as we don’t play in traffic or jump off something, that’s no longer quite as adaptive.

We got our anxiety from a long, unbroken line of ancestors who were scared enough to survive, and pass on those genes! 

It helps me sometimes to think about that at night, when I can’t sleep because my heart is pounding over something like “what if my usually reliable alarm clock doesn’t work in the morning for some reason and I’m late for work and lose my job and everyone hates me.” There’s nothing wrong with me, I just have a lot of extra, unused run-from-tigers juice that my grandparents left me.

[littlethingwithfeathers]

“Unused run-from-tigers juice.”

I love that.

[ralfmaximus]

Our brains have been running Hunter/Gatherer 1.0 for 60,000 years without a software upgrade.

[thequantumqueer]

excuse you. tools and language are each worth a major update at least.

we’re on like Hunter/Gatherer v1.2.7 or thereabouts

[ruggedlyhandsome]

[royal-but-alone-mind]

that’s my hometown vienna lmao but idk where this statue is

[royal-but-alone-mind]

Plankengasse, 1010 Wien

Found it

[honeyscorpio]

I found it too!

[ethnitiddy]

Bitch me too THE FUCK

[sickpage]

[upside-happenings]

bucket list

[moonmenstolemytelescope]

I go to Vienna in 2 days. I know what I’m doing

[santiagonex]

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[i-am-a-fish]

[fistlycuffs]

[elreyputo]

[shorts-muchacho-papi]

[surprisebitch]

who pitched this and thought this was a clever idea

[surprisebitch]

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[marvelismylife]

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

[beep-beep-richie-trashmouth]

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

[kensprof]

[jeancome]

[ginandjuice]

Pride Month, where are thou?

[increasingly-gay]

Bbggvjjfgfx

[journeymanfool]

Me going to bed on June 30th

[footballdreamlife]

[soysauceb0y]

He touched the bar with his bar

[thetatteredmind]

Pffft

[onlyblackgirl]

Imagine losing because of your dick.