Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.
it must have worked so hard!
RMH
Sade Olutola
Not today Justin
Noah Kahan
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

Product Placement

Kiana Khansmith
The Bright Sessions
Fieri Frames
sheepfilms

roma★
$LAYYYTER

shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON

gracie abrams
Game of Thrones Daily
Show & Tell
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Bonsai apple tree growing a full-sized apple.
it must have worked so hard!
If you own rabbits you will relate.
Omg this is Lliam.
This is so Loafy it HURTS!
joceweird !!
Psychological tricks to make people do what you want.
Eating dinner at someone else's house
Christian host: would you like to say Grace?
Me: Sweet mother, sweet mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy shall be baptized in blood and fear.
I FOUND MY HALLOWEEN PROJECT FOR THIS YEAR
my dogs af
Guess who’s got a new ringtone
WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS
fish shaming [x]
jesus christ i’ve been waiting for this
FISH SHAMING.
That first fish is savage
That feel when one of the strongest female characters is not voted for smash. yet
pls amaterasu imagine amaterasu amiibos and this was a stupid quick thing an no this is not her final smash.
//SPAMS SAKURAI// not rlly
*SLAMS REBLOG SO HARDDDDDD*
Tutorial: plastic keychains
I know a ton of you have been waiting for this one. Teaching you to make your own plastic keychains!
To start off, I think the biggest question everyone has is what I use to make them. I work with shrink film. You might be familiar with Shinky Dink brand shrink film as a kid. I use Grafix brand white inkjet shrink film. The inkjet kind is relatively pricey compared to the regular kind. If you’re using regular, I don’t recommend you stick it in your printer. Sharpie markers would be good for that.
Alright, now open up the file with the images that you’re working with. Make sure your images are a lot bigger than you want your finished product to be since they shrink significantly.
You’ll also want to lighten the opacity to about half. I go somewhere between 50-60%.
Now print your image out! I’ve found that it works best for me when I have it at the plain paper setting, and standard print quality.
Holepunch with a ¼" holepuncher BEFORE you shrink them. It’s so much more work to have to punch holes when your plastic is thick!
Cut out your design, leaving the amount of border you want.
Set them on a tray for convenience. An aluminum foil sheet works too, but I recommend cookie trays because they are easier and quicker to get out of the oven.
Preset heat. Your shrink film package will tell you what temperature to set it at, but I find that it isn’t always accurate for me. I generally set temperature to 350 degrees or so.
Put them in the oven. Remember to keep track of time! I leave them in for about a minute and a half.
After time is up they should be super small! Magic!
If your charms are not flat, put something heavy on it right out of the oven when they are still hot and malleable.
If you’d like to, you can seal them now. In my last two batches, I used clear topcoat nail polish. The problem with that is that I need between 3-5 coats of it, and it takes a while to dry. I’ve been experimenting with modpodge.
For lariats, you can use jump rings or lobster clasps.
Here is one that I made that wasn’t sealed. The finished texture after shrinking is a little bit rough. There’s nothing wrong with leaving them unsealed, but because they are inkjet printed, the colors wash right of without protection.
This is one that was sealed with modpodge. The colors become a little more vibrant and smooth and water resistant. Things often get stuck on when applying or drying so be careful.
These ones down here were sealed with clear nail polish. They come out shiny if you put enough coats, but the grainy texture will still be there.
Well, there ya go! Have fun making your own keychains!
Escape from the Haunted Room is another horror game, where you explore a haunted place. You’ll realize you’re not alone. Many spooky events happen, including seeing a woman walk past you and a hand under the bed come crawling out.
There are no screamers, rather quiet little glimpses of ghosts here and there as you try and search for a way out.
If you are confused at any point, here’s a walkthrough
PLAY GAME HERE
It takes a while for the game to load.
Translations of Things Retail Workers Say
Unsure of what that brainless servant of commercialism is blathering on about? Here’s a handy dandy note to help you decipher their confusing mouthnoises so you can have a better shopping experience!
Hello, how’re you? Translation: Oh god not you again
Let me grab that for you. Translation: Don't fucking touch the display I spent twenty minutes arranging
Interesting, I never knew that. Translation: Stop talking to me now please
You doing okay here? Translation: Stop reading the books without buying anything and get the fuck out
I'm sorry, we don't carry that here. Translation: This is not the kind of store you're looking for you dumb fuck
Thanks, see you later! Translation: I don't ever want to see your face in this store again
ladies, if a guy ever sends you an unwarranted dick pic, reply with this image
i just got a death threat for this post. nice 10/10
Somebody giffed today’s comet-landing xkcd. Everything is better now.
yay!
No, YOU teared up watching this after all the coverage yesterday. I also feel like it’s incredibly appropriate that I’m currently reading Arthur C. Clark’s Rendezvous with Rama. (He’s my favorite. Go read him all of you.)
oh my god
FREAKIN’ HARPOONED A COMET!
break the rules
no gods no kings no masters
I did this tonight!
My home is haunted.
The Psychology of Colour -
A Guide for Designers.